I've just disproved all known science and mathematics...

[FishFright]

Known as a buttered cat array.

After reading up on the second part of the two slit experiment a buttered cat array looks perfectly feasible .

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Of course when you get down to the quantum level all maths and laws go for a Burton anyway

Not if no one is watching

 

[T4tomo]

Not if no one is watching

that's a good point. so if the cat with the buttered toast on it back jumps off tree in a forest and in doing so causes said tree to fall, but no-one is watching, which hits ground first?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

that's a good point. so if the cat with the buttered toast on it back jumps off tree in a forest and in doing so causes said tree to fall, but no-one is watching, which hits ground first?

Neither

 

[Time Waster]

What if you buttered the cat leaving the toast out of it?

 

[sevenfourate]

dropped a slice of toast and it landed butter side up????

What the actual fark?

That’s nothing. And I say this with 100% truth:

I FOUND a 10mm socket on the floor of a work site last week
😉

 

[Time Waster]

There was a cat where we used to live that was clumsy. If you dropped that cat with buttered toast butter side up from height it would land badly and your buttered toast would be ruined too. I think it was dropped on its head as a kitten. Not right at all.

A cat we once looked after when I was young lost an eye jumping over a fence and misjudging it. Cats are not all coordinated.

 

[Dogtrousers]

That’s nothing. And I say this with 100% truth:

I FOUND a 10mm socket on the floor of a work site last week
😉

But were you looking for it? If you were, then it's a miracle. But if it just turned up ... meh.

 

[sevenfourate]

But were you looking for it? If you were, then it's a miracle. But if it just turned up ... meh.

You don’t look for 10mm sockets.

10mm sockets find you…..

 

[classic33]

You don’t look for 10mm sockets.

10mm sockets find you…..

You do if you need one!

 

[tyred]

I think the chances of buttered toast landing buttered side down is proportional to the cost of the carpet.