I've only got a small one

[Mac66]

and I thought that flirting with the laydeez on this forum might help to make it bigger My post count that is.

So I was going to go for lines like:

I use a lot of lubricant

I can find the cleat

I do it mostly outdoors but sometimes indoors

I can go on for hours and hours

I pace myself

Comfortable but fully adjustable riding position

Smooth action

Awesome power delivery.

What d'ya think? Impressive mastery of the single entendre I'd say and should I just go to the tea thread to indulge in this type of thing?

 

[Fnaar]

Offer to fettle their bottom bracket... I think you'll find that normally works!

 

[Dave5N]

You'll find it will help if you use a longer crank and settle into an even rythmn with a good stroke.