I've run out of things to say...

[BigonaBianchi]

I think it's bad korma to forget an ex girlfriends name

 

[yello]

Do Uni girls find mundane chaps interesting though? Or is it just the sex they're after?

 

[rich p]

Do Uni girls find mundane chaps interesting though? Or is it just the sex they're after?

I dunno - I was still interesting then Yello

 

[Lisa21]

...no more witty ripostes, the well of bon-mots has dried up, the cutting, cryptic comment disguised as banter...

...all gone.

Maybe one is only given a finite supply of interesting things to say (similarly to sh*gs in a lifetime) and I used up my quota too early. I blame the pretty girls at uni for the latter but not the former.

Oh well, many survive on being merely mundane.

*PING* NormanD.....quick.....get over here, onto this thread.......now.......c'mon......


<<hopefully its catching................>>

 

[ColinJ]

Do Uni girls find mundane chaps interesting though? Or is it just the sex they're after?

I never got the chance to find out the answer to that question!

In fact, I only spoke to one female student the whole time I was at university - an attractive Norwegian blonde. I'd spotted her in lectures, but never spoken to her. One day she tapped my arm during a tutorial. I looked up and in a sexy Scandinavian accent she finally uttered the words I'd never dreamt she'd say ...

"This is your calculator - I may use it, yes?"

I looked deep into her eyes, and responded nervously - "I, er, no, sorry, er, of course - yes, take it - what's mine is yours, fair maiden!"

She gave me the kind of pitying look that her viking ancestors had probably given English villagers after a rape and pillage incursion ...

"I only want your calculator!"

My face was aflame. I averted my eyes and stared helplessly down at my text book, wishing that the ground would swallow me up!

 

[Paladin - York]

...no more witty ripostes, the well of bon-mots has dried up, the cutting, cryptic comment disguised as banter...

...all gone.

Aagh! No! Sounds like you're turning into a "roadie"?

 

[Cheradenine]

If you devote your self to utter silence and refuse to be drawn on any issue there will always be some girl out there who decides you are a puzzle or charity case.

Only after do they discover you are a loud drunk.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Grow up man and stop all this pathetic attention seeking!

 

[rich p]

Grow up man and stop all this pathetic attention seeking!

sussed

 

[threebikesmcginty]

sussed

Come on love, wassup?

 

[vernon]

I haven't spoken to anybody since Sunday morning

My wife hasn't spoken to me since Saturday afternoon.

 

[Flying Dodo]

...no more witty ripostes, the well of bon-mots has dried up, the cutting, cryptic comment disguised as banter...

...all gone.

Maybe one is only given a finite supply of interesting things to say (similarly to sh*gs in a lifetime) and I used up my quota too early. I blame the pretty girls at uni for the latter but not the former.

Oh well, many survive on being merely mundane.

Have you run out of booze?

 

[rich p]

Have you run out of booze?

Adam, how dare you!!!!

I have a wee nippy of 1990 Mannochmore in my sweaty fist as we speak. If only despair could be cured as easily as a ham.

 

[Aperitif]

Adam, how dare you!!!!

I have a wee nippy of 1990 Mannochmore in my sweaty fist as we speak. If only despair could be cured as easily as a ham.

If it were like ham, you'd be bacon line in no time, Rich - not too far gone as you are now!
Anyway, you're lucky - I've run out of things to think!

 

[rich p]

If it were like ham, you'd be bacon line in no time, Rich - not too far gone as you are now!
Anyway, you're lucky - I've run out of things to think!

We're both simply hams in this theatre of life 'teef