Jessica Ennis

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Fnaar, 12 Jul 2012.

  1. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    She can't play tennis (possibly)
    She's not called Dennis (obviously).

    D'you think she'd marry me, if I got my sh!t together, and asked her nicely?:smile:
     
  2. rollinstok

    rollinstok Well-Known Member

    Location:
    morecambe
    Yes
     
  3. Peter Armstrong

    Peter Armstrong Über Member

    Hmmm Jessica Ennis.............
     
  4. perplexed

    perplexed Guru

    Location:
    Sheffield
    Get your dirty 'ands off our women!!:boxing:

    She's ours I tell ya!
     
  5. Pottsy

    Pottsy ...

    Location:
    SW London
    If I was you I would start by sending her a thoughtful, honest and interesting letter telling her how you feel and ask her if she will accept a phone call from you.

    If she says yes, give her one.

    I apologise, I'll get my coat, but I was replying to Fnaar.
     
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  6. Peter Armstrong

    Peter Armstrong Über Member

    No, shes mine, ill ask her first!
     
  7. Beebo

    Beebo Firm and Fruity

    Location:
    Hexleybeef
    Careful Fnaar, you wouldnt have the stamina. Heptathletes do it 7 ways!
     
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  8. OP
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    Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    Ah, but I'd let her borrow my javelin whilst I cleaned her hurdles.
     
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  9. ohnovino

    ohnovino Large Member

    Location:
    Liverpool
    I tried chasing after her when she was hurdling, but I had no luck getting my leg over.
     
  10. Melonfish

    Melonfish Evil Genius in training.

    Location:
    Warrington, UK
    what the bloody hell is all the fuss about jessica ennis.
    *googles pictures*

    Holy mother of the gods!
    time to update "the list"
     
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  11. She may Fnar, but on your first date try and refrain from showing Miss Ennis your pennis
     
  12. Judderz

    Judderz Well-Known Member

    As gorgeous as she is, give me Amy Williams any day :smile:
     
  13. Andy_R

    Andy_R Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..

    Location:
    County Durham
    I think thats the best option Fnaar.....any one daft enough to hurtle down a hill on a skeleton bob might just let you have a chance
     
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  14. PaulB

    PaulB Guru

    Location:
    Colne
    I liked her at first but then she started to get on my nerves. I had to get a restraining order against her as she was calling me just too often and coming round to my house more than she should have. I think it was when she realised she had competition with Victoria Pendleton when it became apparent we were going out together. Cameron Diaz got the message a long time ago so why can't Jessie know when to call it a day? A woman can only retain my interest for so often and then, Spanish archer. Between you and me though, I've got my sights on Big Ev what used to be in the Eastenders. One day she will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine.
     
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  15. MissTillyFlop

    MissTillyFlop Evil communist dictator, lover of gerbils & Pope.

    *cackles to self whilst leading Pendleton out of the door amid all the distraction.....*
     
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