Jessica Ennis

[Fnaar]

She can't play tennis (possibly)
She's not called Dennis (obviously).

D'you think she'd marry me, if I got my sh!t together, and asked her nicely?

 

[rollinstok]

Yes

 

[Peter Armstrong]

Hmmm Jessica Ennis.............

 

[perplexed]

Get your dirty 'ands off our women!!

She's ours I tell ya!

 

[Pottsy]

If I was you I would start by sending her a thoughtful, honest and interesting letter telling her how you feel and ask her if she will accept a phone call from you.

If she says yes, give her one.

I apologise, I'll get my coat, but I was replying to Fnaar.

 

[Peter Armstrong]

No, shes mine, ill ask her first!

 

[Beebo]

Careful Fnaar, you wouldnt have the stamina. Heptathletes do it 7 ways!

 

[Fnaar]

Careful Fnaar, you wouldnt have the stamina. Heptathletes do it 7 ways!

Ah, but I'd let her borrow my javelin whilst I cleaned her hurdles.

 

[ohnovino]

I tried chasing after her when she was hurdling, but I had no luck getting my leg over.

 

[Melonfish]

what the bloody hell is all the fuss about jessica ennis.
*googles pictures*

Holy mother of the gods!
time to update "the list"

 

[smokeysmoo]

She may Fnar, but on your first date try and refrain from showing Miss Ennis your pennis

 

[Judderz]

As gorgeous as she is, give me Amy Williams any day

 

[Andy_R]

As gorgeous as she is, give me Amy Williams any day

I think thats the best option Fnaar.....any one daft enough to hurtle down a hill on a skeleton bob might just let you have a chance

 

[PaulB]

I liked her at first but then she started to get on my nerves. I had to get a restraining order against her as she was calling me just too often and coming round to my house more than she should have. I think it was when she realised she had competition with Victoria Pendleton when it became apparent we were going out together. Cameron Diaz got the message a long time ago so why can't Jessie know when to call it a day? A woman can only retain my interest for so often and then, Spanish archer. Between you and me though, I've got my sights on Big Ev what used to be in the Eastenders. One day she will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine.

 

[MissTillyFlop]

*cackles to self whilst leading Pendleton out of the door amid all the distraction.....*