Jessica Ennis

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
She can't play tennis (possibly)
She's not called Dennis (obviously).

D'you think she'd marry me, if I got my sh!t together, and asked her nicely?:smile:
 

rollinstok

Well-Known Member
Location
morecambe
Yes
 

Pottsy

...
Location
SW London
If I was you I would start by sending her a thoughtful, honest and interesting letter telling her how you feel and ask her if she will accept a phone call from you.

If she says yes, give her one.

I apologise, I'll get my coat, but I was replying to Fnaar.
 

ohnovino

Large Member
Location
Liverpool
I tried chasing after her when she was hurdling, but I had no luck getting my leg over.
 

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
I liked her at first but then she started to get on my nerves. I had to get a restraining order against her as she was calling me just too often and coming round to my house more than she should have. I think it was when she realised she had competition with Victoria Pendleton when it became apparent we were going out together. Cameron Diaz got the message a long time ago so why can't Jessie know when to call it a day? A woman can only retain my interest for so often and then, Spanish archer. Between you and me though, I've got my sights on Big Ev what used to be in the Eastenders. One day she will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine.
 
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