Jessica Ennis

[Sara_H]

I've met Jessica Ennis once or twice, first time she made an appearance at my sons sports day - I thought she was one of the pupils! She's teenyweenytiny, and very sweet and lovely.

 

[Fnaar]

I've met Jessica Ennis once or twice, first time she made an appearance at my sons sports day - I thought she was one of the pupils! She's teenyweenytiny, and very sweet and lovely.

I'd happily tickle her feet in the hope of making her legs thrash about. Just to help her keep fit, of course.

 

[Sara_H]

I'd happily tickle her feet in the hope of making her legs thrash about. Just to help her keep fit, of course.

Does the fact that she looks like a teenyweenytiny little girl not put you off a little bit?

 

[perplexed]

All I'm saying is don't tickle my feet unless you like your head where it is.

*Perplexed looks guiltily round, and wonders how the hell MissTillyFlop knew where his head was...*

 

[SquareDaff]

Isn't she engaged to another athlete?

 

[Nihal]

Isn't she engaged to another athlete?

Hey,this is Cyclechat,we all are athletes..........so is Fnarr,ergo,she will be engaged to him

 

[Fnaar]

Does the fact that she looks like a teenyweenytiny little girl not put you off a little bit?

At the risk of sounding like a perv, no. I think she looks quite attractive, and I know she is a grown woman.

 

[Fnaar]

Hey,this is Cyclechat,we all are athletes..........so is Fnarr,ergo,she will be engaged to him

I have quite a large ergo.

 

[Nihal]

I have quite a large ergo.

The Latin meaning, dummy

 

[Fnaar]

The Latinn meaning, dummy

Nihal, did u know that Bangalore = city of boiled beans?

 

[Nihal]

Nihal, did u know that Bangalore = city of boiled beans?

Yep,googled it i suppose??

 

[Fnaar]

Yep,googled it i suppose??

No, I just like boiled beans. Probably. Or maybe I like a City of Guards. Who knows? Anyway, "Jessica Ennis" apparently means "I like Fnaar's style"

 

[Nihal]

No, I just like boiled beans. Probably. Or maybe I like a City of Guards. Who knows? Anyway, "Jessica Ennis" apparently means "I like Fnaar's style"

Whats with this sudden turn of events,love at first sight???

 

[Archie_tect]

Pendletons lovely, but I'd be intimidated by the fact that her thighs are bigger than my waist

Not an issue the rest of us fatties suffer....

 

[classic33]

She can't play tennis (possibly)
She's not called Dennis (obviously).

D'you think she'd marry me, if I got my sh!t together, and asked her nicely?

This her?
http://www.lazygirls.info/Jessica_Ennis?loc=0

Possibly not worksafe