Job Offer Of The Year!!

[Elmer Fudd]

Now, I don't want everybody in the UK choking on their coffee, or falling off their chairs in sheer amazement.

No dashing off a quick resignation e-mail to your M.D. either. Or checking where Spennymoor is with your GPS/SatNav. THIS ONE'S MINE!! It's got my name written all over it (on the back).

A couple of details have been pixellated out to:-
(A) Stop any competition, although I don't anticipate too much.
(B) Protect the guilty innocent.

This is seriously a real job offer and I want it.

As Norman told me years ago (personally I'll add. I could feel the evilness radiating from the TV), I'd get on me bike (Again!). but I doubt I could afford the p*nc***e repair kit at these rates of pay.

 

[rodgy-dodge]

Do you think this add was destined to be posted in India? but got advertised here by mistake

 

[Jezston]

That whole advert is messed up. Doesn't say how many days a week it is either.

I assume it must be per hour.

 

[Arch]

Spooky. Only today a colleague and I were laughing over a question on a kid's wildlife trail at the centre that asked "What is the UK's lightest mammal, weighing 5kg, the same as a 2p coin?"

He said he'd once seen a jam recipe that called for 875kg of sugar...

Nice to see you again Elmer, BTW, not seen you for a while...

Oh, and assuming they mean grammes, it's the Pipistrelle bat.

 

[Davidc]

Released early - the coalition hasn't quite got round to reducing the minimum wage that far yet.

 

[Arch]

Field mouse ???

Only a very, very fat one....

 

[marzjennings]

You mean this job...

Merchandiser

And even after reading the job details I've still no idea what a merchandiser is.

edit...following some further reading I find it means 'shelf stacker'.

 

[amnesia]

Smallest mammal is probably a bat

 

[Arch]

Smallest mammal is probably a bat

Well done, and after I told you too....

I did wonder if it was the pygmy shrew, which I think is the smallest in dimensional terms, bearing in mind that a bat has a big wingspan. But the Pipistrelle is the lightest.

 

[stavros]

Smallest mammal is probably a bat

Hey, you're good.

 

[amnesia]

Hey, you're good.

I forgot to read to the end of the post

 

[iAmiAdam]

If its £7.15 an hour, I'll take that thankyou.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Educate me please . What does "plus one hour split break" mean?

 

[battered]

Probably means 1 hour total break time per shift, split across 2 breaks of 30/30 or 20/40 or similar. It will be worded like that to comply with working time regs or similar.

 

[Night Train]

Educate me please . What does "plus one hour split break" mean?

Funny, I read that as a spit break and was wondering about the need for one!