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palinurus

Velo, boulot, dodo
I like to end the day feeling I've achieved something. Today I pissed a hole right through the centre of one of those yellow hygiene block things they put in the urinals. Had to drink plenty of tea to finish the job off, it was pretty thick.
 

mickle

innit
Will you be seeking a promotion?
 

Sh4rkyBloke

Jaffa Cake monster
I feel sure others had weakened it for you first... but there is some comfort/pride to be drawn from being the one to actually finish it off.

Well done, you!! :tongue::biggrin:
 

Shaun

Founder
Moderator
Now on to the next level - chasing a horde of them down the entire length of a tin metal pub unrinal!

IN ONE GO!!! :tongue: :smile:
 
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palinurus

palinurus

Velo, boulot, dodo
Sh4rkyBloke said:
I feel sure others had weakened it for you first... but there is some comfort/pride to be drawn from being the one to actually finish it off.

I did worry about that, going back in to discover someone had got through it before me after all my efforts.
 

TWBNK

Well-Known Member
Could you not have pocketed it in between visits, therefore reducing unnecessary anxiety?
 

Aperitif

Meme bar
Pi$$ poor! :smile: Palinurines 0/10 :tongue:
 

Dayvo

just passin' through
mickle said:
Will you be seeking a promotion?

palinurus! Urine with a great chance of promotion!

See how high you can lay a load of steaming ---- in the lift!
I'm sure someone will be impressed! :becool:
 
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palinurus

palinurus

Velo, boulot, dodo
TWBNK said:
Could you not have pocketed it in between visits, therefore reducing unnecessary anxiety?

I considered it but I thought the anxiety added to the experience generally, competing against unseen opponents (surely everyone else who went in there was trying for it).
 

Night Train

Maker of Things
Uncle Mort said:
This all takes me back. I can't remember the last time I worked somewhere with a urinal. Sigh.
A senior manager job for a council gave me my first office of my own. I was really excited about it until I got there. They hadn't yet got round to redecorating it for me to hide the outlines of the urinals that used to be in there facing my desk! The windows were also frosted and didn't open so the smell lingered a bit. :sad:
 
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