Jobs you were under qualified for?

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asterix

Comrade Member
Location
Limoges or York
Estate agent. I just couldn't selly crappy houses to people. The one that sticks in my mind had a bedroom entirely decorated in purple, mauve and pink and that was one of the better ones..
 

Kies

Guest
Parentood - the kids seem to have an answer for everything ...

Homework
Clean your rooms
Help your mother
Give me a hand washing the cars
Get a saturday job
GET OUT OF BED YOU LAZY MUTTS!!!!!!!!!
 

Globalti

Legendary Member
Driving a 3 ton truck with air brakes when I was aged about 20 and temping. The agency thought it would be a Transit and they sent me along to a company who supply pharmacies and hospitals with all the stuff like cough linctus. The depot driver told me I would crash the truck within a week as he handed me the keys, I didn't crash but had several near-misses and learning the routes while driving the truck and doing the drops was the most exhausting thing I've ever done; I wasn't finishing until eight in the evening for the first week. The truck had an incredibly stiff throttle which made long motorway drives painful but I found a wad of foam rubber behind the seat which, judging from the fold marks, the regular driver had been folding in four and wedging between his knee and the dashboard. I didn't know trucks were limted to 40 mph on the A6 so I used to bomb along at about 55 in the outside lane, foot wedged solidly on the throttle, wondering why all the other trucks were going so slowly. I soon learned that in a truck you NEVER go forwards into an unknown place, they are actually remarkably easy to reverse into small spaces using the mirrors and one one particular day I reversed in to drop some stuff at Stafford General Infirmary but couldn't understand why the truck seemed reluctant to move so I put on the brake, jumped out, did my drop and realised, as I walked back to the truck, that the top of the box had come to rest against some scaffolding, which it had bent round and was in the process of pulling away from the building. I jumped in and drove of as fast as I could. I nearly ran over an old lady on a zebra crossing when my brakes locked solid and I skidded half way across, coming to a stop with her looking right up into my windscreen.

I definitely shouldn't have been doing that job without any training or experience.
 

rbreid

Old git on old bikes
I'd rather not say.
You mean you're still in it and the boss might see:tongue::laugh:
 
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Beebo

Beebo

Firm and Fruity
Location
Hexleybeef
Driving a 3 ton truck with air brakes when I was aged about 20 and temping. .
We moved flats about 10 years ago, and I hired a 7.5ton truck from a local van hire place, it was enormous, but I could drive it on my car driving license.
As the guy handed me the keys he said, "you know how to use the air brakes " I lied and said yes. Drove it out of the depot, but was miles out of my comfort zone. Luckily my father in law has a full articulated HGV license, so he came and picked me up and drove the lorry for me.
I still dont know why you can drive such big trucks on a basic car license.
 

martint235

Dog on a bike
Location
Welling
You put a '6' instead of a '5' and got shipped to Dieppe...the next thing you knew, you were back in Blighty, to change that '6' to a '5'. Luckily, HM Govt. gave you a facelift & makeover too! :smile:
You spies live exciting lives. I'm underqualified for everything.
We really need to go back to Dieppe. If only to keep their medical staff employed.
 

rich p

ridiculous old lush
Location
Brighton
I think I've been over-qualified for every job I've done which says more about the jobs than my qualifications
 
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