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XRHYSX

A Big Bad Lorry Driver
We moved flats about 10 years ago, and I hired a 7.5ton truck from a local van hire place, it was enormous, but I could drive it on my car driving license.
As the guy handed me the keys he said, "you know how to use the air brakes " I lied and said yes. Drove it out of the depot, but was miles out of my comfort zone. Luckily my father in law has a full articulated HGV license, so he came and picked me up and drove the lorry for me.
I still dont know why you can drive such big trucks on a basic car license.
you cant any more, a car test pass after 1997 means you can only drive up to 3.5t (a standard transit van)
 

swee'pea99

Squire
you cant any more, a car test pass after 1997 means you can only drive up to 3.5t (a standard transit van)
So it's true: old people with licenses are better drivers than young people with licenses. I've always said so. Well, since I got old that is.
 

XRHYSX

A Big Bad Lorry Driver
So it's true: old people with licenses are better drivers than young people with licenses. I've always said so. Well, since I got old that is.
no, its cus the untrained older people were a danger on the road, so they took the privege away from the young people before they get old :whistle:;)
 

subaqua

What’s the point
Location
Leytonstone
We moved flats about 10 years ago, and I hired a 7.5ton truck from a local van hire place, it was enormous, but I could drive it on my car driving license.
As the guy handed me the keys he said, "you know how to use the air brakes " I lied and said yes. Drove it out of the depot, but was miles out of my comfort zone. Luckily my father in law has a full articulated HGV license, so he came and picked me up and drove the lorry for me.
I still don't know why you can drive such big trucks on a basic car license.
depends on when you passed your test. pre jan 1997 yes, post Jan 1997 no you needed to have C1 test separately

https://www.gov.uk/vehicles-you-can-drive/y/medium-sized-vehicle/yes/from-jan-1997/18-or-over
 

swee'pea99

Squire
I once worked on a tomato farm in Australia - without a doubt the most back-breaking work I've ever done - but after a few days they offered me the chance to become the driver instead, which is to say, the guy who tractors a trailer out to where the pickers leave their filled bins, hoiks them onto the trailer, then hauls them back to the shed. I never quite got the hang of reversing the articulated arrangement (you have to turn the steering wheel 'the wrong way' at first, to get the trailer reversing in the right direction', then ease it back at the right time and pace), but I got away with it for a couple of days till one time I lost concentration as I reversed into the shed. There was an ominous thud, the roof sagged just slightly, and that was me back on the picking again.
 

martint235

Dog on a bike
Location
Welling
I've got it. Road Sign Installer ! (heh heh I haven't forgotten):whistle:
:rofl:
I may get a new job as ant-stamper......... :ninja:
 

slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
lost somewhere
When I was a teenager, I signed up with Manpower as an agency worker. I was sent out as a spray painter to paint the front axles of Lansing Bagnall fork trucks. I had never touched a spray gun in my life.
 

Bollo

Failed Tech Bro
Location
Winch
I once had to help diagnose a fault on a particular type of radiation detector called multiwire proportional chamber. I'm no sort of electronics expert and, being spectacularly colour blind, aren't best suited to red-wire-green-wire work.

The guy from the Rutherford Appleton Lab in Oxford who built the detectors was on the other end of the phone talking me through it....

Him: "You see that thin wire on the left?"
Me, touching wire with cheapo, poorly insulated voltmeter: "Yep, see that"
Him "Don't touch that - it's 2000 Volts and it'll kill you"
 
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