A bear.
Giggles the pig, as long as mayoral duties don't interfere, of course.
"While Ewing said Giggles would bring a term of calm and civility to the often tumultuous mayor's office, it isn't exactly clear if the nearly 1-year-old mini-pig can even legally run a write-in campaign."
Or possibly that pig from Shelby.
Look how happy he is in cars!
Basically, pigs or bears.