Joining Chris Evans on Top Gear tonight, is.....

[Fnaar]

Valerie Singleton, in a Dalek costume.

 

[outlash]

Ned Flanders & Disco Stu.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Baader and Meinhoff

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Ken and Barbie, slightly more sinister than the above.

 

[Dayvo]

This dummy to join the other: the one on the right.

 

[John the Monkey]

What about talented brothers David and Joey Essex?

 

[craigwend]

John '2 jags' Prescott
Kylie Min(i)ogue

 

[Fnaar]

Lesley Judd and Bob Geldof

 

[John the Monkey]

Jeremy Clarkson, standing in the room of mirrors from the end of "Enter the Dragon", contraversially.

 

[John the Monkey]

Chas 'n' Dave. All reviews to be in the form of a cockney knees up.

 

[John the Monkey]

Chris Evans the Ugandan composer, vocalist and entertainer, and Chris Evans the Australian politician.

(Schedule conflicts allowing)

 

[John the Monkey]

Mr Tumble.

And no one else.

Not even Chris Evans.

Just Tumble. All Tumble, all the time.

ALL.THE.TIME.

 

[John the Monkey]

Aparrently it is to be Geri Halliwell and one other

Can you imagine the bants? Those bants are going to be legendary, just see if I'm wrong.

Especially if they can get Giggles the Pig.

 

[martint235]

It can only be the greatest, most celebrated partnership of all time: Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood!!!!

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Ron and Russell Mael. Russell sings for the whole programme while Ron glowers at the camera sideways.