Joke

[gary r]

Last monday I bought a dog off a Blacksmith....As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door...............

 

[longers]

Like yours, it's not a new one but . .

I was standing at a cash point last night and an old lady asked me to help her check her balance...

so I pushed her over.

 

[Hover Fly]

What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a Lamborghini?












I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

 

[Moodyman]

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.


Is your surname Moat by any chance?