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graham56

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Tetedelacourse

Tetedelacourse

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I heard 2 colleagues talking about lunch one day. One to get the other a roll from the canteen. Went something like this, perfectly serious on both parts:

Iain: Whit ye eftir?
Jim: eh, get ays a roll n cheese ur suhit.
Iain: Cheese an ingin?
Jim: nah ah dinnae want tae pure reek aw day. Get ays cheese an tomoatae.
Iain: nae borrs.

Tomoatae killed me.
 

Noodley

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I posted this one a few weeks ago but it fits the thread so:

Did you hear about the lonely Scottish prisoner?
He was in his cell.
 

k-dog

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Tomoatae killed me.

yeah, words that are actually harder to say than the 'proper' pronunciation are amusing - I can understand contractions and colloquialisms - but that is just silly.
 

Landslide

Rare Migrant
mickle said:
'Whit culur is Hibs strip by the way? A cannae remembur.

'Maroon?

Cheers! I'll hae a pint ae heavy!

Surely you should be asking after Hearts?
 
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