Jonathan the giant tortoise, 194, offers up insight into secrets of longevity

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BrumJim

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Drago

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You are only as old as the tortoise you feel

Is that what you told the magistrate at your bestiality trial?
 

Drago

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Nah, out newsagent always seems to have sold out. That posh dandy up the road, the one with the Vauxhall Adam, buys them all and leaves a copy in each of his bathrooms for visitors to peruse.
 
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