Jordan agreed to come back to my place last night

[User]

 

[snapper_37]

There's a message in there somewhere COG.....

 

[redjedi]

Lucky escape CoG.

but more importantly did you get your bike fixed?

Someone at the party had unloosened the seat, handlebars and wheels

So they tightened the parts on your bike?

[/pedant]

 

[snorri]

 

[Mr Pig]

...in my dreams.

Nightmare more like, she's a hound!

 

[Greedo]

Lucky escape indeed.

I'd rather it was Peter Andre

 

[Twenty Inch]

Your bike had only your best interests at heart.

 

[Mr Pig]

Why not Konnie Huq?

That the bint from Blue Peter? Also a mutt.

 

[Lisa21]

Do any men, any REAL men, actually fancy girls like that?????

 

[Lisa21]

Lucky escape indeed.

I'd rather it was Peter Andre

+1

 

[Black Sheep]

Do any men, any REAL men, actually fancy girls like that?????

only the ones who think more with the brain that doesn't require blood reaching their head

 

[ian turner]

There's a message in there somewhere COG.....

Don't over inflate your tyres and don't over decorate your headset as it looks bad.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Do any men, any REAL men, actually fancy girls like that?????

No on your life. I wouldn't touch her with my worst enemy's todger.

 

[very-near]

Do any men, any REAL men, actually fancy girls like that?????

I bumped into her a few years ago in the Bull Ring. She is tiny, and TBH, I wouldn't have noticed her if it weren't for the 2 huge bouncers flanking her (fnarr )

There are plenty of girls in every town in the land which are as good looking as her.

I wouldn't climb over her to get to Peter Andre, but she wouldn't be my first choice. She comes across as a bit of a dragon.