Anybody else seen a rise in junk email and scammers during lockdown? I'm getting about 20-odd a day to my work email, a mix of marketeers and phishing. I want to reply to all saying "Gettaefuyebunchochancinfukkers" but I think that just tells the phishers the email is live. So I just junk them, block and move on. Anybody have any better coping strategies?
Our work software is great at capturing it. On my private PC, I was wondering where Svetlana & all those Russian ladies have gone?. I had emails from various ladies all saying they're quite lonely but only Anne was straight up & wanted a shag. Should I tell them I bat for the other team

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I had a call the other day on my landline & I was bored:
'As a valued customer, we can offer you Amazon Prime at a discount, press 1' in a very bad wobbly MP3 computer voice.
Presses 1
Scammer: Hello sir, we've got a great offer on Amazon prime at £79.99 a year.....
Me: You're a scammer. Prime don't cold call.
Scammer (persists) We've got a great offer on Amazon prime at £79.99 a year....
Me: Hold on, just activated my tracing app....
Scammer (still reading his script): Would you like Amazon prime at £79.99 a year....?
Me: Wow!...that was quick....I've got your GPS coordinates from your mobile. I can see where you're calling from...
Line mysteriously goes dead

. Fun.