Kebabs...

[Paulus]

I have only eaten a Lamb Doner once, and the greasy after taste was awful. The sight of all that goo dripping off of what is supposed to be quality meat makes me feel rather ill. I steer well clear of them now. Shish kebabs on the other hand, lamb or chicken, when freshly cooked are a joy to eat, with salad and fresh pitta. Yum.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

That was blooming lovely

 

[simon the viking]

Remember Essex girl jokes? One of the best, I seem to remember....How do you tell when an Essex girl has an orgasm?

















She drops her kebab.

I laways liked.... Whats an essex girls favorite wine.................








TAKE ME TO LAKESIIIIIDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEE

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[subaqua]

Even gulls don't touch the tough bit of pastry crust that no one can eat and so throw away. Try that with fish'n'chips and they'll Hitchcock your heart out.

not in Falmouth they don't. bastid things will grab it out yr hand.

irony is a seagull beak looks like a chip with ketchup !

 

[Ajay]

I could even eat the doner meat in there - they used to put my portion on the charcoal grill for a minute or two to blitz it and remove some of the fat.

That's the way to do it! My local does that for me, great charcoaly taste, half the fat (ahem) and if I skip the onions then no kebab-breath in the morning, result

 

[EltonFrog]

What you need after a few pints down the pub is a couple of kebabs, however you will need the correct equipment to carry them. The trouser below is equipped with the correct amount of kebab pockets to enable you to finish off your evening.

The added bonus with these trousers is that you are able to hasten your journey home, as they will allow you to enter any car on the street .

You see, they are car key trousers.