Kitchen accident causes loss of top of finger..

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stoatsngroats

Legendary Member
Location
South East
...and worse, unable to ride!

I know about using safety guards on blades etc, but I chose not to, and am now missing the top 1/4 of my finger! :?: (It landed next to the slices of cucumber :laugh: )

The worst bit of this is I can't ride my bike for the next 2 weeks or so, or I'll run the risk of 're-bleeding'......

Please, feel free to admonish me......I'll be missing from the IoW Randonee :biggrin:
 

montage

God Almighty
Location
Bethlehem
Not very handy...
 

TVC

Guest
Bad luck, at least it will stop you picking your nose.:?:

Did they not try to stitch it back on?
 

montage

God Almighty
Location
Bethlehem
He is bleedin!!!

(bleedin ugly)

Did you slice through the bone? :?: or cut the "pad" of the finger off - also which finger! Give more grusome details!



Also, this thread is useless without pictures
 

Speck

Oldest Teenager In Town
Location
Nr Bath
montage said:
He is bleedin!!!

(bleedin ugly)

Did you slice through the bone? :?: or cut the "pad" of the finger off - also which finger! Give more grusome details!



Also, this thread is useless without pictures

The little one, well, it is now:angry:
 

montage

God Almighty
Location
Bethlehem
Speck said:
The little one, well, it is now:angry:

Permanent loss? I managed to cut off the pad of my left index finger, they stuck this wierd seaweed looking substance on it to help form a scab. The scar is annoyingly small :?:

Thought of a brave, heroic cover story for when people ask you why you have a runt sized finger?
 
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stoatsngroats

Legendary Member
Location
South East
montage said:
He is bleedin!!!

(bleedin ugly)

Did you slice through the bone? :laugh: or cut the "pad" of the finger off - also which finger! Give more grusome details!

You sick Barperson......:thumbsup:
It thankfully was just the pad, right-hand ringfinger, (and , technically the Cucumber-third-locating finger :?: )


montage said:
Also, this thread is...../.....without pictures
...and will remain so, perhaps until Friday, when it's getting redressed, if I can overcome my exceedingly squeamish nature....:biggrin:
 

redjedi

Über Member
Location
Brentford
This is why we get labelled as southern pansies (or something a bit more colourful).

It's just a finger, stick a plaster on it and get back on the bike.

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stoatsngroats

Legendary Member
Location
South East
montage said:
Permanent loss? I managed to cut off the pad of my left index finger, they stuck this wierd seaweed looking substance on it to help form a scab. The scar is annoyingly small :?:
Sounds very similar to this then....


montage said:
Thought of a brave, heroic cover story for when people ask you why you have a runt sized finger?

"I caught it in a bean slicer driving wheel - old-fashioned type - and had to cut my finger pad off to get it out, so I chose the flat blade, rather than the serrated one, because I'm squeamish...."






hang - on :sick:
 

Flyingfox

Senior Member
Location
SE London
stoatsngroats said:
You sick Barperson......:biggrin:
It thankfully was just the pad, right-hand ringfinger, (and , technically the Cucumber-third-locating finger :?: )

My CSI skills tell me that you must be left-handed...or performing the old 'juggling the knife and cucumber in the air' trick :laugh:
 
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