PaulB said:Aaah. I once saw a film in which a litter of kittens about three weeks old were all rolling around on the floor in fluffy, playful kitten mood when all of a sudden, a bunch of Nazi Stormtroopers burst into the room and stomped on them all. It was very sad.
PaulB said:Aaah. I once saw a film in which a litter of kittens about three weeks old were all rolling around on the floor in fluffy, playful kitten mood when all of a sudden, a bunch of Nazi Stormtroopers burst into the room and stomped on them all. It was very sad.
wafflycat said:Going to get mother cat spayed now?
papercorn2000 said:True story - my friend's cousin was driving down a country track one day when he heard (and felt ) a bump as the car went over something. He stopped, got out and looked about. A few metres down the road, he saw a cat lying in the gutter. He went over to examine it and discovered that it was still breathing. He decided to put it out of its misery so he clanked it over the head with a tyre wrench.
Seconds later, a distraught woman approached him - apparently her cat used to sleep at the side of the road where the tarmac was warm. Darren - such was his name - has killed a perfectly healthy cat!
Closer inspection of the road revealed the original; exceedingly dead; cat some metres away.
S'all true.
Rigid Raider said:Errrr... your brother had got a lift home from a girl, was trying to get a goodnight grope in her car... she wasn't having it and pushed his head away then started the engine but he jumped back on her as she tried to pull away?