Knockengorroch here I come!

[vernon]

The World Ceilidh beckons. Knockengorroch is a special place. I'm packed and ready for an early-ish drive to Scotlandshire via my favourite pie shop.

 

[Dave 123]

Have you got clean pants?

 

[vernon]

Have you got clean pants?

I'm wearing a kilt.

Pants are unnecessary.

 

[TVC]

I'm wearing a kilt.

Pants are unnecessary.

You've just put me off my scotch egg.

 

[vernon]

You've just put me off my scotch egg.

Think two scotch eggs and a cumberland sausage and it will contribute to a major reduction in your calorie intake.

 

[slowmotion]

Think two scotch eggs and a cumberland sausage and it will contribute to a major reduction in your calorie intake.

It can't get wurst than that.

 

[Archie_tect]

Back from America already?

 

[Speicher]

I'm wearing a kilt.

Pants are unnecessary.

So there is nothing worn under your kilt?

 

[vernon]

So there is nothing worn under your kilt?

Nope.

It's all in fine fettle.

 

[Tin Pot]

 

[Archie_tect]

Hope for everyone's sake it's not windy.

 

[Dave 123]

I'm wearing a kilt.

Pants are unnecessary.

Let's hope it isn't too windy. Noboby deserves that...

 

[vernon]

Let's hope it isn't too windy. Noboby deserves that...

TMN to @Archie_tect

 

[vernon]

I once had a profitable afternoon at a festival charging curious women a pint of beer for a look under my kilt. I had more beer than I could cope with.

 

[Dave 123]

TMN to @Archie_tect

Under rule 7b it states that if there is significantly different wording then it doesn't count....