Know any good Dalai Lama jokes?

buddha

Veteran
:biggrin:
No Domino's in Dharmasala then?
 

Stephenite

Membå
Location
OslO
Not quite Dalai Lama but...

What's the definition of a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

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Someone who lies awake all night wondering about the existence of a dog.
 

Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
Location
Northumberland
The Dali Lama gives him £10 for a £5 pizza and waits for a fiver back.

It isn't forthcoming so he asks, "Where is my change?"

The pizza server says, "Change must come from within"

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mikeitup

Veteran
Location
Walsall
The Dalai Lama received $1.7million a year during the 1960's from the CIA to fund guerrilla operations in China.

Oh, sorry that's not a joke.
 

benb

Evidence based cyclist
Location
Epsom
I liked this one. I know I'm repeating

The Dali Lama gives him £10 for a £5 pizza and waits for a fiver back.

It isn't forthcoming so he asks, "Where is my change?"

The pizza server says, "Change must come from within"

Did the chef make him one with everything?
 

Chris S

Guru
Location
Birmingham
From the Any Good Jokes thread:

The Dali Lama pays £10 for a £5 pizza and waits for a fiver back.
It isn't forthcoming so he asks, "Where is my change?"
The pizza server says, "Change must come from within"
 
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