Labrador - free to a good home

[Crackle]

It's Mrs Crackle's birthday today. So this morning after the dog walk I took her up a breakfast tray, comprising a poached egg, two slices of rye, two slices of pancetta, orange juice and a big Cafe Ole.

Just as I put it down on the bed I heard a patter of feet. I turned to tell the hound to stop but too late. He rounded the landing, saw the door open and the bed available and with a scrabble of paws on wood, picked up speed, took off somewhere before the door and missiled straight onto the bed and the tray. Needless to say, the breakfast was scattered everywhere.

I just took the duvet to the cleaners. £17 to get cleaned. They couldn't believe how much coffee was on it and how far it had spread until I explained the circumstances.

So: Black Lab, very affectionate, bit clumsy, not a fussy eater.....................

 

[Melonfish]

Not as good as our old cat. decided to jump into SWMBO's lap whilst she was eating dinner. steak and kidney pudding (one of her faves) really got it. her front paw landed in the hot pud, so she pulls that out and sticks her right paw in whilst shaking the left one to get the hot stuff off. then changed back
i was laughing so hard it hurt and the missus was just upset about her pud

 

[upsidedown]

brilliant !

 

[numbnuts]

dog - mans best friend - not

 

[PpPete]

very affectionate, bit clumsy, not a fussy eater.....................

would fit in perfectly in our house....

 

[snapper_37]

You know you want another one..........

 

[Crackle]

It's funny but as the day has gone by, the blame seems to have fallen on my shoulders and the dog has been given sympathy for scaring himself.

 

[JtB]

Anyone want a free teenager?

 

[quassleberry]

Happy Birthday to your OH.

It's a question frequently asked in our house, "Why do people bother with dogs?"

One of the spaniels will bring a 'swapsy' every time we have a meal usually a chewed bone, rope toy etc and he's not averse to dropping it straight onto your plate then 'smiling' at you. He must reckon because he gets his bowl filled by bringing a 'swapsy' you'll return the favour.

The others adopt the pathetic 'I've never been fed' look before 1 causes a diversion while the others launch a pincer movement.

 

[coffeejo]

My Lab ate the sofa.

 

[Mark_Robson]

It's funny but as the day has gone by, the blame seems to have fallen on my shoulders and the dog has been given sympathy for scaring himself.

That's women for you.

 

[funnymummy]

Happy Birthday Mrs Crackle

Careful! She may decide to keep the dog and get rid of you...

My ex used to moan about the dog sleeping on the end of the bed, I told him she been there 3yrs before he had... She was still there for 5yrs after I packed his bags too

 

[coffeejo]

It's Mrs Crackle's birthday today.

D'oh! Happy birthday

 

[Night Train]

When I was in London, one Christmas Eve, I had a frozen turkey, still in its sealed bag slowley defrosting in the kitchen sink in the morning. Went out foe the day hoping to come back and start preparing Christmas dinner for a house full of guest only to find that one of the cats had ripped a hole through the turkey bag and then eaten a large hole in the back of the defrosting bird.

After the initial shock (hysterics) I decided that I could still cook the turkey and serve it up as no one would see its back!

An no one did.

 

[Salad Dodger]

Our dog used to particularly like to go for his early morning trot around the back garden, and then jump up onto our bed with muddy paws........

But for all his faults, I would have him back in a heartbeat if it reincarnation were possible!