Lady parts - win a parsnip!

[oxbob]

Ha reminds me of my late dad and his mate frank, they were waiting for the fa cup on tv, both pissed and there is some clip of john curry winning a skating cup my dad "of course he is queer, he can get a watneys party barrel and the wedding buffet on that pouting arse!

 

[Ghost Donkey]

Orbs of pleasure and a bra can be an over the shoulder boulder holder.

 

[Cubist]

I never quite understood the obsession with these particular parts of the body. I was in the pub with a mate the other night and all he could talk about all night was the barmaid's breasts. At last orders he went up to get a final round and came back blushing furiously. Apparently he'd asked the barmaid for two pints of "titter." He said she'd been very understanding, but couldn't think why he had said it.

I told him it was quite common, as he had been thinking long and hard about something and it had inadvertently jumped into his conversation. He told me that same thing had happened at breakfast that morning.

He had meant to say to his wife "Excuse me darling, but would you pass me the butter and the marmalade please, but it came out as
"You've f***ing ruined my life you b**ch."

 

[Chuffy]

Shirt potatoes

And the winner is.....

PM me Andylaw and I'll post you a parsnip.

 

[Fab Foodie]

I never quite understood the obsession with these particular parts of the body. I was in the pub with a mate the other night and all he could talk about all night was the barmaid's breasts. At last orders he went up to get a final round and came back blushing furiously. Apparently he'd asked the barmaid for two pints of "titter." He said she'd been very understanding, but couldn't think why he had said it.

I told him it was quite common, as he had been thinking long and hard about something and it had inadvertently jumped into his conversation. He told me that same thing had happened at breakfast that morning.

He had meant to say to his wife "Excuse me darling, but would you pass me the butter and the marmalade please, but it came out as
"You've f***ing ruined my life you b**ch."

 

[Keith Oates]

And the winner is.....

PM me Andylaw and I'll post you a parsnip.

That was rigged, we want a re-count!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fnaar]

That was rigged, we want a re-count!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A pair of recounts, in fact

 

[Kirstie]

In terms of parts are we going as far as Lady Gardens?

Here is a neat summary of the relevant terminology:

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBWAjn2a3rA


This is NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

 

[Cubist]

*****************NOT WORK SAFE*****************

And there's every chance this should be in the "Lycra" thread, but here goes:

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgFqkj4oIyU&feature=related

 

[Brains]

99 Names for boobs (to the tune of 99 Red Baloons),

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tAPjEV5NcQ&feature=related


(As if you havn't guessed, NOT worksafe)

 

[col]

In the film an officer and a gentleman when the two stars were doing pressups and the girls walked by, "A bodacious set of ta ta's" had me in stitches when I heard it the first time.