Lady parts - win a parsnip!

[Chuffy]

Following on from this thread and Kirstie's excellent use of the phrase 'top bollocks', could anyone here offer a better descriptive term for a lady's upper frontage? If anyone makes me laugh out loud I'll post them a parsnip, fresh from the garden. It's Friday, the beers are flowing and I expect quality.

My personal favourite - 'mummy lumps'

 

[Calum]

Wamjanglers.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

sh udders ?

 

[Hover Fly]

Mummy's cushion.

 

[cookiemonster]

I still prefer Waffles use of 'Chesticles'

I don't think that can be bettered. But, being someone who bats for the opposition, what the hell do I know?

 

[johnnyh]

pink nosed puppies

 

[ACS]

Funbags

 

[Chuffy]

I still prefer Waffles use of 'Chesticles'

I don't think that can be bettered. But, being someone who bats for the opposition, what the hell do I know?

Heh, don't worry, if I get drunk enough I might post a similar thread that might be of more interest...

I do like chesticles though.

 

[MrRidley]

Men's lollipops

 

[colly]

snugglehumps.

excessfattydepositsalbeitwithamilkproducingcapacityand acusriouslyengagingfeelandattractiveapperancewhichalsoprovide
pleasureforthebearerinatactilerelatedsituation.

 

[Crackle]

One from me youth: Two caseballs in a plastic bag. Or in the vernacular, two casey's in a plazy bag.

 

[wafflycat]

Terms I use to describe them..

chesticles
bazoomas
built-in fairing (when I'm sur recumbent)
Graf Zeppelins
Hindenburgs
bosums
huge bosums
udders
shelf (the cats sit on them..)

 

[cookiemonster]

Terms I use to describe them..


shelf (the cats sit on them..)

We have a winner!!!

 

[tdr1nka]

Balcony.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

Milkmonsters

MummysMelonmuppets

Manmanglers

The meaning of life

Humplingsdumplings