Lady parts - win a parsnip!

[Crackle]

Battlements. You know, I'm thinking, battering rams, frontal assaults, scaling the ramparts, that kind of thing. And it rhymes with someones name, well online name.

Perhaps shouldn't have posted that. It's the beer out the fridge. Long day, lots of activity, one beer and my mind goes fuzzy .............

 

[BigonaBianchi]

maybe give each one it's own name...something imaginative...erm...

..Left and right?

 

[Landslide]

Spaniels (Spaniel's ears)

 

[ianrauk]

rack

headlamps

 

[alecstilleyedye]

frontal nodes

 

[barq]

Dirty pillows.

Maybe in the interests of fairness we should have a thread about names for men's bits?

 

[Auntie Helen]

Slightly off-message, my friend always calls her bra a 'hammock' which I rather like!

 

[Mr Pig]

When I was in my mid-teens my two mates and I were sitting in the living-room when my mother got home. She stuck her head around the door, said hello and went upstairs. She obviously dropped her boots on the floor with a 'thud, thud'.

Quick as a flash on of my mates said "That's the bra off then"

 

[Fab Foodie]

Jugs, Funbags, Baps.

 

[dan_bo]

Mr's bo's are called Aggie and Betty.

 

[dan_bo]

sorry.

 

[Lardyboy]

Isaac Newtons - as some can be gravity defying.

 

[Chuffy]

Isaac Newtons - as some can be gravity defying.

While others land on your head and lead to the invention of gravity and bras?


Look, until Abitrary makes more of an effort, no-one gets the parsnip.

 

[snakehips]

Why is it that I can't hear the word parsnip without thinking of Esther Rantzen?

 

[Chuffy]

Why is it that I can't hear the word parsnip without thinking of Esther Rantzen?

Paging Dr Freud!