trustysteed
Guest
probably harmless until a private dance is requested
Lap Dancers
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ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
It wouldn't be a case of infidelity for me because I don't have a partner but if I had any money to spare I'd be willing to spend quite a bit of it to avoid lap dancers - what a horrible concept! 
The equivalent of sitting a famine victim in front of a plate of cold junk food and then telling him that he can't eat it!
The equivalent of sitting a famine victim in front of a plate of cold junk food and then telling him that he can't eat it!
trustysteed
Guest
ColinJ said:
you could at least warm it up for him!
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
Yeabut - he still wouldn't be allowed to eat it!trustysteed said:
Aperitif
Meme bar
- Location
- ...I don't have much idea - really.
rich p said:Did you have an extra pee too, Ape?
Only during.
The dancing starts with a cheers. Whose lap takes the punishment is anyone's guess after a few black elk vodkas!
The stuff used in the fireplace is a wood called Desire. there's nothing like burning Desire to fuel the senses!
trustysteed
Guest
ColinJ said:
could rub his hands over it to keep warm though
Bandini
Guest
I went to a club once. I had a brief stint (I lfet under a cloud - I wrote one of my best short stories based on it!) working with a load of money obsessed muppets at a large multinational: we went to Browns in London. I just felt a bit bored. Attractive women who thought the blokes were tits. Someone insisted I had a private dance. I obliged and smiled and nodded a bit. She kissed me on the cheek and said something sweet - I think she thought I was shy. I was just not very interested and being polite. Someone with no attraction to me, and who I had no interest in, sticking her arse in my face and touching herself just didn't seem really erotic to me. She was very attractive. But so what? What is the 'best' that can happen? You get a hard on? Wow!
walker
New Member
- Location
- Bromley, Kent
Harmless fun if kept to yourself and your mates
Infidelity if your mrs finds out
Infidelity if your mrs finds out
trustysteed
Guest
walker said:
and that's in the lap of the gods!
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
I'm in the "don't understand it" section here. I suppose now I'm content at home the thought of spending twenty or thirty quid to look at a g-string close up is alien, when I have to think twice about spending that sort of dosh on non-essentials........ but even when I was single, the thought of spending cash on someone I can't touch etc etc would be ludicrous.
No, I find it sad on the part of the punters, and extremely exploitative on the part of the clubs. My thoughts towards the girls are mixed, as I meet a lot of women tangled up in the adult sex industry, and can only feel genuine pity on the majority of occasions.
No, I find it sad on the part of the punters, and extremely exploitative on the part of the clubs. My thoughts towards the girls are mixed, as I meet a lot of women tangled up in the adult sex industry, and can only feel genuine pity on the majority of occasions.
mr_cellophane
Legendary Member
- Location
- Essex
ColinJ said:
GM food ?
phaedrus
New Member
snorri
Legendary Member
- Location
- East coast, up a bit.
I had similar feelings after falling off at my first attempt at cycling, but I persisted and have come to quite enjoy it.darkstar said:
