Late christmas gift ideas wanted.

[Dave7]

Right.......it is now 07.25 Christmas day. Just realised I forgot to buy a present for MrsD.
What can I do ?????
Any suggestions welcome.

 

[biggs682]

@Dave7 put some wrapping paper around yourself and give her the best present ever... You

 

[screenman]

Right.......it is now 07.25 Christmas day. Just realised I forgot to buy a present for MrsD.
What can I do ?????
Any suggestions welcome.

Panic.

 

[Cycleops]

Own up and apologise and then give her your phone/tablet and say she can buy anything she wants on Amazon up to xxx.

 

[fossyant]

Panic, panic, panic.

 

[Skibird]

Right.......it is now 07.25 Christmas day. Just realised I forgot to buy a present for MrsD.
What can I do ?????
Any suggestions welcome.

You can probably still buy an Amazon Xmas voucher to come through to her email address immediately, she won't know when you bought it.

 

[steveindenmark]

On line divorce papers

Or get a wife like mine. We never exchange Christmas presents.

 

[newfhouse]

Get yourself out to the shed and make something.

Credit:https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/any-good-jokes.78142/post-6240924

 

[MontyVeda]

Surely a garage will be open:

windscreen wipers always come in handy, as does antifreeze, a magic tree, etc.

 

[Slick]

All you can really do is hang your head in shame and throw yourself at her mercy and hope for the best.

Due to Covid and a house move, we decided to give Christmas a miss this year but in a moment of clarity I realised that that didn't really mean the presents, so nipped into town for a few and I'm glad I did.

I know it doesn't help but it's a bit of a school boy error forgetting the basics.

 

[stephec]

Oh dear, well it was nice knowing you Dave.

I once didn't buy Mrs Stephec a Valentines card sfter we'd been married a few years, I only did it the once though.

 

[sleuthey]

Right.......it is now 07.25 Christmas day. Just realised I forgot to buy a present for MrsD.
What can I do ?????
Any suggestions welcome.

Put on a Balaclarva, go to the nearest allotment and aquire some sprouts for her.

 

[Ridgeway]

Who’s cooking today, could it be you

 

[Saluki]

Toffees from the garage?
My corner shop is open, shall I get a massive box of chocs and Quickly ride over

 

[Cycleops]

Toffees from the garage?
My corner shop is open, shall I get a massive box of chocs and Quickly ride over

Or you could present here with these chain lubrication tablets and hope she doesn't notice.