Any good jokes ... ?

[Notafettler]

Sweet, in Herefordshire till the 28th, will probably only go the pub every second day. Possibly a little more often.
PS surely it should read upgraded?

 

[Notafettler]

Put the other crackers back in the box and leave them alone till Friday.

2022

 

[Notafettler]

I'm on a diet, a seafood diet.

If I see food I eat it.

Dire you should be ashamed of yourself!

 

[Dayvo]

Well, where the fack does one start?!

 

[Eziemnaik]

Maybe with one of her sons refusing to clarify his relationship with a convicted pedophile

 

[Andy_R]

Maybe with one of her sons refusing to clarify his relationship with a convicted pedophile

Everytime Epstein had one of his "parties", Andrew was at Pizza Express. Every single time...

 

[PeteXXX]

Everytime Epstein had one of his "parties", Andrew was at Pizza Express. Every single time...

He was actually ordering a stuffed crust and a muffin, I believe..

 

[Andy_R]

He was actually ordering a stuffed crust and a muffin, I believe..

Sure it wasn't muffin and crumpet?

 

[Andy_R]

Sorry for this one, in advance.

Industry sources say that the impending shortage of lettuce is just the tip of the iceberg...

I know where my coat is, I'll get it myself

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Sorry for this one, in advance.

Industry sources say that the impending shortage of lettuce is just the tip of the iceberg...

I know where my coat is, I'll get it myself

I romaine somewhat hopeful this is exaggerated.

 

[swee'pea99]

I romaine somewhat hopeful this is exaggerated.

Cos we need salad for the Christmas buffet

 

[Buck]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Nibor]

 

[PaulB]

I asked my wife what her favourite Rod Stewart song was and she said "I don't want to talk about it." so I changed the subject.