Late for my own funeral!

[tyred]

I would love to go my own funeral. Why should all the friends and relatives have a jolly-up that I can't join in due to being nailed in an overpriced wooden tea-chest?

 

[Blue]

What is a typical woman thinking about all the time then?

 

[Blue]

I would love to go my own funeral. Why should all the friends and relatives have a jolly-up that I can't join in due to being nailed in an overpriced wooden tea-chest?

I'm with you on that one. The first, and last, funeral I arranged was for my MIL. The undertaker got his book of caskets out and started pointing to the expensive ones. I just said "you have got to be joking, we are going to burn it, what's the cheapest you have?". She got a fine looking casket - but fairly cheap because it was made of plywood and plastic.

 

[Archie_tect]

A friend who was MD of the regional office of a national building firm moved to the Far East when he retired. He realsied his pension payments had stopped so rang up the Trustees to find out what was wrong to be told they had heard he had died. He told them that the rumours of his demise were greatly exaggerated [or words to that effect], but it took weeks of endless phone calls and documentation to prove to them that he was who he said he was!

 

[welsh dragon]

You've had nearly a week and you've non made!

Before, during or after the funeral?

Both. Holidays before and def after. Why is it my job to make the cake

 

[172traindriver]

Just upset them by informing them I'm alive. Told "they have no control over it"!
So they're not looking at bumping/knocking me off.

Be careful there isn't someone sneaking up behind you, trying to do you in

 

[172traindriver]

We need cake. Every funeral needs cake and lots of it.

 

[172traindriver]

Both. Holidays before and def after. Why is it my job to make the cake

Cos you're a woman, and you are always on about baking cakes

 

[172traindriver]

Just upset them by informing them I'm alive. Told "they have no control over it"!
So they're not looking at bumping/knocking me off.

How did your funeral go today then Mr C? It is a beautiful day for your funeral

 

[welsh dragon]

Cos you're a woman, and you are always on about baking cakes

nope. You can make them

 

[172traindriver]

nope. You can make them

Get on with it woman and do your duties

 

[welsh dragon]

Get on with it woman and do your duties

you wouldn't say that if you were standing in front of me. Anyway. Classic probably wasnt buried. He was crispy crittered.

 

[172traindriver]

you wouldn't say that if you were standing in front of me. Anyway. Classic probably wasnt buried. He was crispy crittered.

I would say it to your face woman, with a big smile on my face and just charm you into baking the cake

Hope Mr C was burnt to a nice crisp cinder

 

[welsh dragon]

I would say it to your face woman, with a big smile on my facce and just charm you into baking the cake

Hope Mr C was burnt to a nice crisp cinder

Well. He hasn't surfaced yet. I don't know if that is a good thing or a bad thing. Charm, now theres a thought, as if you have any.

 

[172traindriver]

Well. He hasn't surfaced yet. I don't know if that is a good thing or a bad thing. Charm, now theres a thought, as if you have any.

Oh Mrs D