Late for my own funeral!

[classic33]

E-mail received informing me of my demise earlier this month and the arraignments that had been made for me, on my final journey!

Funeral Announcement

Hereby we want to share your sorrow for you, dear friend, who passed away on Sunday, July 13, 2014.
You are cordially invited to express your sympathy in memory of you at a celebration of life service that will be held on Tuesday, July 22, 2014 at the Ocker Funeral Home.

Please find more detailed information about the memorial service here.

Sincerely,
Funeral Home Secretary,
Daniel Mcguire

 

[Saluki]

Have you replied and scared the living daylights out of Daniel McGuire?

Can I recommend a quick line saying 'I ain'tn't dead'

 

[classic33]

Have you replied and scared the living daylights out of Daniel McGuire?

Can I recommend a quick line saying 'I ain'tn't dead'

Be honest and say no. Never thought of that one.

 

[Saluki]

Be honest and say no. Never thought of that one.

Really??

I am assuming that as you are posting, that you are not actually dead and that your funeral announcement is a tad premature.

 

[classic33]

Really??

I am assuming that as you are posting, that you are not actually dead and that your funeral announcement is a tad premature.

A wee bit early, I'll agree. They could have let me know beforehand though.
Question is, who's in the coffin?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

'The rumours of my death are vastly over exaggerated'

Don't go, they might be planning to murder you!!

 

[Saluki]

'The rumours of my death are vastly over exaggerated'

Don't go, they might be planning to murder you!!

Oh Goodness. That's a thought. Definitely don't go

 

[Shut Up Legs]

That email you got reminds me of this: http://www.ojohaven.com/fun/correct.punctuation.html

 

[Gravity Aided]

Why would one send an e-mail to a dead man ? After all, he's not going to reply, nor probably have access to a computer.

 

[classic33]

Why would one send an e-mail to a dead man ? After all, he's not going to reply, nor probably have access to a computer.

Scare them to death!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Anyway, is it not a bit ironic sending it to you, The Grim Reaper himself??

Go along and bump them off instead!!

 

[classic33]

Anyway, is it not a bit ironic sending it to you, The Grim Reaper himself??

Go along and bump them off instead!!

Put the same picture on the e-mail avatar when replying!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Put the same picture on the e-mail avatar when replying!

You should do!!

 

[Gravity Aided]

Scare them to death!

Dastardly.
But original.

 

[classic33]

Dastardly.
But original.

Business might be slow!