Late for my own funeral!

[Dave 123]

So what were you worth on the life insurance?
Did you buy anything nice?

 

[young Ed]

i think i would turn up to my own funeral if i had the chance! write to work asking for the day off because you are planning to be dead that day but will be back on the wedneday
Cheers Ed

 

[welsh dragon]

My condolences classic. It was nice knowing you. What are your plans, now your dead? Are you going to go anywhere nice? Maybe go on a little holiday, do some sunbathing?

Take up a new hobby? Scythe sharpening maybe? Send us a postcard.

 

[stephec]

At least you'll get a good nights sleep.

 

[classic33]

So what were you worth on the life insurance?
Did you buy anything nice?

I guess I'll have to wait and find out. If there's enough, who knows?

 

[young Ed]

I guess I'll have to wait and find out. If there's enough, who knows?

i say go for a nice new bike, go on treat your self!
Cheers Ed

 

[classic33]

Think I should present myself as per avatar image. Ask why they left it so late before informing me.

I mean, its a bit late telling me after I've popped my clogs!

 

[welsh dragon]

Think I should present myself as per avatar image. Ask why they left it so late before informing me.

I mean, its a bit late telling me after I've popped my clogs!

Dam Inconsiderate if you ask me. That's the trouble with people nowadays. Customer service has gone down the drain so to speak. I mean you may have had plans, and they have been ruined now, because your dead....

 

[postman]

Seeing as you are dead.Can i have your allotted holiday fortnight for the 2015 holiday rota.I have been trying to get a swap,but because it is smack bang in the middle of August i ain't got a chance.Thanks ever so much.

 

[classic33]

Possibly a new marketing idea. Business might be a bit slow at present, so they've decided to help create some.

 

[classic33]

Seeing as you are dead.Can i have your allotted holiday fortnight for the 2015 holiday rota.I have been trying to get a swap,but because it is smack bang in the middle of August i ain't got a chance.Thanks ever so much.

Yours if you want it!

 

[postman]

Now you might think that is a bit over the top.
But that is exactly what happened many years ago,when a work colleague passed away after suffering cancer.One of the most obnoxious blokes i ever worked with,went round to the family home,to give his condolences,then asked that ever so crass question.peanut then now and forever.

 

[classic33]

I've seen similar done. He ended up out through the window. Didn't open it, just put him out through it.

 

[Sharky]

Just googled the firm and on their home page it warns if you have received an email, it is spam and contains a virus and must not be opened.

Best to delete and do a av scan.

Keith

 

[classic33]

Thats why the link isn't working!

And it also say if you have received one for the Amos Family. I didn't.

Edit:
Just done a quick check on "Old Amos" & there's no plans to kill him off yet.