Late for my own funeral!

[shouldbeinbed]

E-mail received informing me of my demise earlier this month and the arraignments that had been made for me, on my final journey!

Funeral Announcement

Hereby we want to share your sorrow for you, dear friend, who passed away on Sunday, July 13, 2014.
You are cordially invited to express your sympathy in memory of you at a celebration of life service that will be held on Tuesday, July 22, 2014 at the Ocker Funeral Home.

Please find more detailed information about the memorial service here.

Sincerely,
Funeral Home Secretary,
Daniel Mcguire

I think I'd reply. Just picked this up on my mobile, please could somebody come and undo the lid, Nobody has answered whilst I've been knocking.

 

[classic33]

Will my grave have WiFi, so that people come & visit it?

 

[welsh dragon]

Will my grave have WiFi, so that people come & visit it?

Only if your in a bt hot spot. If not, then errrr no

 

[classic33]

Only if your in a bt hot spot. If not, then errrr no

Bugger

 

[cyberknight]

Wonder if the funeral director has the latest answering machine for you to leave a message ?

 

[Blue]

If the Grim Reaper is dead do the rest of us live forever?

 

[Octet]

Maybe you are actually dead, and you just haven't "passed over" or "accepted" your death.... maybe you have unfinished business?

 

[classic33]

Maybe you are actually dead, and you just haven't "passed over" or "accepted" your death.... maybe you have unfinished business?

Maybe I've to find someone to take my place.
Any volunteers?

 

[welsh dragon]

I'd like to be late for my own funeral. 30 years sounds about right.

 

[Blue]

I'd like to be late for my own funeral. 30 years sounds about right.

An alcoholic I knew many years past passed away and was to be buried in Belfast. The hearse driver took a wrong turn along the route to the cemetery and ended up in a pub carpark. Talk about a spooky turn of events!!!

 

[welsh dragon]

An alcoholic I knew many years past passed away and was to be buried in Belfast. The hearse driver took a wrong turn along the route to the cemetery and ended up in a pub carpark. Talk about a spooky turn of events!!!

Or ironic. hi blue.

 

[Leaway2]

Why would one send an e-mail to a dead man ? After all, he's not going to reply, nor probably have access to a computer.

What no Facebook, twitter, CC in the afterlife? What will will all do. Hope there are some bikes.

 

[Blue]

Or ironic. hi blue.

Yeah, even his son joked about it, saying that it was typical of his dad to nip into a pub for a quick one before they put him in the ground!

Hi to yourself WD, hope all is well

 

[Jefferson Meriwether]

Maybe I've to find someone to take my place.
Any volunteers?

Aye, go on then; I'll volunteer to do the job if nobody else wants it. I already cycle the West Country highways & byways with a scythe attached to my back; if I take your place I'll have a decent reason for having the scythe.

 

[classic33]

Aye, go on then; I'll volunteer to do the job if nobody else wants it. I already cycle the West Country highways & byways with a scythe attached to my back; if I take your place I'll have a decent reason for having the scythe.

Its my place at the funeral.