Laura W*nker

[rich p]

I am pleased to report that Vince Gayman is also alive and well on Crazy Guy. But my new favourite on that site is CHERYL RECTANUS. I think I would have changed mine. Here is her journal http://www.crazyguyonabike.com/crectanus

great name. There are some fruity anagrams in there too!

 

[Cathryn]

Fabulous. Vince Gayman makes me laugh but poor poor Cheryl.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Cheryl Rectanus. You just couldn't make it up!!

 

[Over The Hill]

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb...ca/st_bonifas/dk/wank_joseph_and_beatrice.jpg

it can kill you you know

 

[domtyler]

http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb...ca/st_bonifas/dk/wank_joseph_and_beatrice.jpg

it can kill you you know

Heh heh, like the photographers name too!

 

[GrahamG]

I have a Dutch friend whose name is Robin Kok. He always gets laughs in UK customs.

 

[ColinJ]

There's a chap that posts to an academic list-serv I receive called 'Charles Wankel' so near but yet so far...

Once, when I was a painfully shy teenager, my dad was telling how fast a neighbour's new car was. I asked him what type of engine it had and he replied with what seemed a very harsh non sequitur "He's a big self-gratification artist!"

I started blushing. One of those deep, burning, teenage blushes that gets worse and worse the more you think about it... I was really shocked to hear my dad call him that because no coarse language had ever been allowed at home. Still, if we were going to be honest about him...

"Yeah dad, he is a total self-gratification artist but I'm asking what type of engine his car has?"

"WHAT! Wankel, boy, the engine is a big Wankel!"

Oops, I'd never heard of a Wankel engine... !

 

[sloe]

Met a guy once called Mike Hunt.

But I 'm the kind of sad get that sniggers at the Asda Rollback.

 

[Andy in Sig]

There used to be a bloke in the Düsseldorf phonebook called Gerhard F*cker.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Hang on, if her name is self-gratification artist, then why are we writing W*NKER?

One should only refrain from using vulgar language in the wrong context.

Her name's self-gratification artist, so it's ok to write self-gratification artist.

And as for that ****ER from Duesseldorf....!

(Someone's edited ****ER out, and it WASN'T ME!!)

 

[ColinJ]

And as for that ****ER from Duesseldorf....!

(Someone's edited ****ER out, and it WASN'T ME!!)

I could have sworn that we used to be able to write **** on this forum! (please forgive the pun). Maybe I'm thinking of the ****ers on BikeRadar...

Is this censorship is new, is it a consequence of the recent forum upgrade?

 

[ComedyPilot]

I could have sworn that we used to be able to write **** on this forum! (please forgive the pun). Maybe I'm thinking of the ****ers on BikeRadar...

Is this censorship is new, is it a consequence of the recent forum upgrade?

I don't know

I wrote ****er, and I expected to see ****er, but all I got was ****er!!!

I wonder if Herr ****er ist nicht allowed to use zat name on ze German CycleChat forum

 

[Rhythm Thief]

gerhard Fucker.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I wonder if Herr ****er ist nicht allowed to use zat name on ze German CycleChat forum

There used to be a bloke on the C+ forum whose username was "Dickie". As I remember, his posts appeared under the name "Flowerbedsie" as the C+ auto censor automatically edited his name.
As my post above shows, even inserting formatting tags doesn't work here. I'm sure it used to.
Anyway, as a mod I'm supposed to be setting an example.

 

[colly]

Randy self-gratification artist..........hahaha......what a poor bugger he would be.