XmisterIS
Purveyor of fine nonsense
I know this is cruel, but ...
I had a little chuckle to myself yesterday at a "Saturday Warrior" ...
I was on a slight (very slight) incline, saw a guy in front of me, riding slowly, feet spinning like the clappers (clearly in the wrong gear), saddle far too low, heels on the pedals, knees out sideways, top half of him bobbing from side to side and helmet set at a jaunty angle.
I pulled up along side him. "Hi, lovely afternoon", I said, while discretely looking at his bike and kit ...
He was red in the face, puffed out from all that gerbil-like pedal-spinning in the wrong gear, riding an extremely smart-looking, brand new Scott road bike with what looked like full-carbon fibre frame and forks, very expensive wheels (rear was one of those aero-disk things), top notch components throughout, all the trick stuff on the handlebars - cordless speedo, super-expensive halogen headlight (in the daytime?!), etc, wearing helmet, SPD shoes (not clipped into the pedals), full lycra, gloves, sweatbands, shades, designer waterbottle, the full works, and all in matching colours to match his bike.
I think LBS must have seen him coming from three miles away ...
Mostly when I see people riding like that, it's because they are on crap bikes and will freely admit that they just use 'em to go to the shops and back, no reason for me to take the piss! ... but this guy was something else ...
As I say, I know it's cruel to mock, but in this instance I couldn't help myself!
I had a little chuckle to myself yesterday at a "Saturday Warrior" ...
I was on a slight (very slight) incline, saw a guy in front of me, riding slowly, feet spinning like the clappers (clearly in the wrong gear), saddle far too low, heels on the pedals, knees out sideways, top half of him bobbing from side to side and helmet set at a jaunty angle.
I pulled up along side him. "Hi, lovely afternoon", I said, while discretely looking at his bike and kit ...
He was red in the face, puffed out from all that gerbil-like pedal-spinning in the wrong gear, riding an extremely smart-looking, brand new Scott road bike with what looked like full-carbon fibre frame and forks, very expensive wheels (rear was one of those aero-disk things), top notch components throughout, all the trick stuff on the handlebars - cordless speedo, super-expensive halogen headlight (in the daytime?!), etc, wearing helmet, SPD shoes (not clipped into the pedals), full lycra, gloves, sweatbands, shades, designer waterbottle, the full works, and all in matching colours to match his bike.

I think LBS must have seen him coming from three miles away ...

Mostly when I see people riding like that, it's because they are on crap bikes and will freely admit that they just use 'em to go to the shops and back, no reason for me to take the piss! ... but this guy was something else ...

As I say, I know it's cruel to mock, but in this instance I couldn't help myself!