XmisterIS
Purveyor of fine nonsense
User1314 said:God, all over the place at the moment. Phoned wife just before leaving to say I'm on way home.
"Ok" she said. "By the way, we will be shoppping in Kingston when you get home. Should be home by 7.30."
"OK" I said.
Approached my house at 6.20. That's right. Only then does s**t for brains here realises that I HAVE NO KEY AS IT IS IN MY WALLET WHICH IS IN MY RUCKSACK WHICH IS IN MY HOUSE WHICH IS LOCKED AND MY WIFE IS IN KINGSTON THREE MILES AWAY.
So cycle to Kingston, pick up keys, home, shower, cold bottle of beer.
At last.
So, all in all, you've had a good day then?
