Legal question

[Crackle]

Send dog piss and remove your finger prints from the container....

I probably shouldn't but I'm imagining how you're going to collect that and how many lamposts it's going to take.

 

[ColinJ]

Send dog piss and remove your finger prints from the container....

Give me the address and I'll send my sister's dog round - he seems to piss on most things that don't move, and some things that do! ***






*** On their last visit it was my boots that got it!

 

[mybike]

Give me the address and I'll send my sister's dog round - he seems to piss on most things that don't move, and some things that do! ***






*** On their last visit it was my boots that got it!

To be fair, you don't move that much.

 

[winjim]

I probably shouldn't but I'm imagining how you're going to collect that and how many lamposts it's going to take.

Oh, I've had dog urine sent to me, and cat urine, horse urine...

 

[Fnaar]

Send dog piss and remove your finger prints from the container....

You could probably get yourself arrested during the collection process

 

[Bollo]

There's a danger that the piss could be used to put out the recipient if they were on fire. I would therefore be reluctant to provide the necessary quantity of urine.

 

[Salad Dodger]

Are you taking the piss?

No, apparently he is receiving it.

 

[Crackle]

Oh, I've had dog urine sent to me, and cat urine, horse urine...

You must be pissed off now.

 

[winjim]

You must be pissed off now.

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.

 

[Puddles]

I probably shouldn't but I'm imagining how you're going to collect that and how many lamposts it's going to take.

Large roasting tray and you follow them around until they look like they might wee. They will , of course, stop weeing the minute you get the roasting tray in place, they will also look at your suspiciously and if you manage to get them to wee in the tray they will then knock it over menaing you have to start the whole process again....

 

[Crackle]

Large roasting tray and you follow them around until they look like they might wee. They will , of course, stop weeing the minute you get the roasting tray in place, they will also look at your suspiciously and if you manage to get them to wee in the tray they will then knock it over menaing you have to start the whole process again....

Christ you've done it haven't you. Who did you post it too?

 

[postman]

I once sent some poo to a building in Newcastle.I will say in my defence it was a sample to be checked for bowel cancer.

 

[Puddles]

Christ you've done it haven't you. Who did you post it too?

Yep I am experienced in collecting dog wee

I posted it to the vet or more to the point dropped it off in their reception

 

[Piemaster]

There's a danger that the piss could be used to put out the recipient if they were on fire. I would therefore be reluctant to provide the necessary quantity of urine.

What are you're thoughts on stamping out the flames?

 

[Roadrider48]

You could probably get yourself arrested during the collection process

You have to be very discreet. Or use ones own dog.