Let Me Ride my Bike ?

[HLaB]

I'm pretty sure the texts were a bit more extreme than 'Let me Ride My Bike' though

https://www.thecourier.co.uk/fp/news/courts/2925069/perth-bike-threats-texts/

 

[marzjennings]

Confused on why he threatened his now obviously-ex-girlfriend to hammer his own bike into oblivion.

And it seems the Courier has a comedian working there, I love this other headline...

Ill wind blows in jury trial as Angus man cleared of farting at police in Dundee​

...and I just want to know was it a direct shot or just farting in their general direction.

 

[steveindenmark]

Now an ex partner. No suprise there then 🙄

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Confused on why he threatened his now obviously-ex-girlfriend to hammer his own bike into oblivion.

And it seems the Courier has a comedian working there, I love this other headline...

Ill wind blows in jury trial as Angus man cleared of farting at police in Dundee​

...and I just want to know was it a direct shot or just farting in their general direction.

Assault with a deadly weapon?