Let's all get rich!

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Fnaar, 20 Sep 2007.

  1. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    Here's how it works.
    This month, you all send me a tenner (not pavarotti). There are 1,033 members right now, so that'll be...er... 10,330 quid. Next month it's someone elses turn, and so on. We'll get through the whole member's list by AD2093. :blush:
     
  2. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    Baggsy second place, PM me for home address
     
  3. KitsuneAndy

    KitsuneAndy New Member

    Location:
    Norwich
    You'd also have given away the same amount by the end.

    Unless more peope join, in which case you give away more than you got :blush: doh.
     
  4. OP
    OP
    Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    Damn..... but you wouldn't notice a tenner a month, whereas a sudden £10,000 would be really welcome! :o)
     
  5. Noodley

    Noodley Guest

    ..unless one leaves after the money has been received. You lot will never get rich.
     
  6. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    That's how transcendental capitalism (sic) works.

    It was a tenet of original buddism where you gave all your worldly goods to your reincarnation. Before the concept of infinity was finally invented, but not necessarily understood, in the 11th century, there was a belief that the wheel of reincarnation could actually go full circle and you'd end up living with a previous self.

    albeit in a different form. But your paralell incarnation had some stuff that you owned previously, and end up arguing about it.

    Guess what I'm trying to say is that those sort of money schemes don't always work
     
  7. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    Who is Rich?
     
  8. He was a drummer who smashed up his hotel furniture with his drumsticks whilst practicing before gigs...:blush:
     
  9. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    i think it's fairer if the people with the highest post counts go first. no point sending tenners to keith oates though, you can't spend them in 'nam :blush:
     
  10. ChrisKH

    ChrisKH Shorts Adjustment Expert

    Location:
    Essex
    No Keith wants Dollars.

    As in "Ten Dollar me love you long time".
     
  11. Cycling Naturalist

    Cycling Naturalist Legendary Member

    Location:
    Llangollen
    It would probably be easiest if I sell you the memberships in this excellent scheme.
     
  12. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    bloody hell, we've not even started and the lawyers are involved already!!!
     
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