Let's day dream a bit for fun :-)

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Manonabike

Über Member
Let's play a game ^_^ imagine that you are the highest authority in the country and everything you say goes, becomes the law of the land!!!!! ..... remember, this is only a game so don't start arguments because someone just made a law that you don't agree with :smile:

I'll start..... no more pussyfooting around this subject, from today, any motor vehicle that is involved in an accident with a cyclist will have to prove their innocence, rather than the other way around. Like the do in Holland or Denmark if you like.

Hand Rupert Murdoch from the balls :laugh:
 

Night Train

Maker of Things
I would have all the public transport, utility companies and emergency services run centrally and funded from national taxation.
I would restart a national pride in domestic manufacturing and technology.
I would legislate against domestic earnings being placed in overseas tax havens, if you earn it here, if you live here, you pay it here.
I would reduce all sporting activities to expenses only amateur status and pay the important members of society, our protectors, healers and makers, a higher wage.
I would increase fossil fuel taxation on private vehicles to encourage the use of alternative transport.
I would legislate for common sense, whole life education, responsibility and respect for others.
I would pay myself, and those assisting in the running of the country, no more then the average wage.
I would link management and directorship pay to the minimum pay rate of the company.
I would make bonus payments inversely proportional to the employee's payscale.
 

col

Legendary Member
Id make it law, that companies have to follow rules , regs and the law.
 
No right to silence in a police interview - if you're guilty and unfortunate enough to be arrested (boo hoo) then tough, no more keeping silent.
Offence of lying in a police interview - currently nothing to stop people saying whatever bollocks they want to us, with no consequence.
Three strikes (convictions) mean that any further convictions MUST result in a custodial sentence.
Any repeat convictions for the same offence MUST result in a higher sentence than the previous one.

I'd temper the no comment one with a change to the courts system for the accused to request a private court, if they have revealed something that whilst not illegal has a likelehood of affecting their life... e.g No I didn't commit the murder, my alibi is that I was sleeping with my brothers wife at the time.

Sorry if you were hoping for purely cycling ones!
 

Beebo

Firm and Fruity
Location
Hexleybeef
I would make it legal to administer wedgies to anyone caught wearing their trousers too low. GROW UP!!!

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Dora

Senior Member
Location
Wigan
I'd make St George's day a bank holiday. There would be no leaving the country to avoid it - you can find some national pride or live somewhere else. This rule applies to british citzens of any race or colour.

It would be a requirement that children starting school were able to use the toilet independently, and were capable of sitting at the table and using a knife and fork to eat.

Any adult living and/or working in the country must be able to speak fluent English.

I'd bring back village stocks JUST for anyone who thinks it's appropriate to wear pajamas in public.
 

tyred

Squire
Location
Ireland
Anyone who dazzles me with HID headlamp kits or has incorrectly adjusted headlamps on their car shall receive the death penalty.
 

Edwards80

Über Member
Location
Stockport, UK
I'd make it 100% legal to play "Leg ups" with people who wander about looking down at their phones.*

*Definitely didn't have someone step out in front of me today whilst doing this. Honest.
 

swampyseifer

Well-Known Member
Polive to have the rights to decide and dish out punishment for lawbreakers on the spot...ala Judge Dread. watch that crime rate fall, or police corruption increase, maybe a bit of both!

People who are convicted of driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol automatically loose their license
 
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