Lets start a conspiracy theory

[downfader]

Iceland has obtained an infinate amount of chimps and the smoke is infact them writing Hamlet.

 

[hackbike 666]

'Braked' didn't sound right, I was thinking past-tense.

It's ok I was joshing ....Im not really that stupid....no really im not.

 

[Fnaar]

Michael Jackson isn't dead. He's been in hiding, and this is publicity to mark the launch of a new album called "I am really God".
(featuring Barbara Windsor on backing vocals)

 

[killiekosmos]

As the Icelandic Financial System is dead its body was cremated and its ashes scattered over all its former customers.

 

[Browser]

It's not a volcano, the Eyjafjallajökull glacier (yes, I did copy and paste that!) is really regretting the massive king prawn phall it had a week ago B)

 

[TVC]

Iceland is trying to join the European Union (True) so is slowly moving the entire island to the main land, particle by particle.

 

[Sam Kennedy]

Chuck Norris Happened.

 

[Simba]

Its an insurance scam. Iceland is broke so they are torching the whole island.

 

[hackbike 666]

I heard yesterday that apparently it was when they were splitting the atom it caused the volcano to erupt.

 

[slowmotion]

It is just a back screen for when Elvis returns to Las Vegas.

 

[downfader]

Its the exit wound for the large Hadron collider

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Its the exit wound for the large Hadron collider

It's the black hole created in the LHC (that they all said wouldn't happen) beginning it's munching of the planet.

 

[dan_bo]

It's Brian Blesseds' bottom burp.

 

[ComedyPilot]

It's caused by promiscuous Iranian girls, and nothing to do with the (randy) men they do it with.

 

[downfader]

It's caused by promiscuous Iranian girls, and nothing to do with the (randy) men they do it with.

Have you been at those online DVDs again?