Rhythm Thief
Legendary Member
- Location
- Ross on Wye
Let's make up a limerick one line at a time.
I'll start ...
... A senior member of CycleChat ...
I'll start ...
... A senior member of CycleChat ...
Limerick thread
- Thread starter Rhythm Thief
- Start date
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Keith Oates
Janner
- Location
- Penarth, Wales
so he went to see the doctor!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
There was a young poet called Dan
Whose poetry just didn't scan.
When asked why 'twas so
He said "I don't know.
But perhaps it's because I always try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can"
A personal favourite!
Whose poetry just didn't scan.
When asked why 'twas so
He said "I don't know.
But perhaps it's because I always try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can"
A personal favourite!
Keith Oates
Janner
- Location
- Penarth, Wales
Um, perhaps I misunderstood what was wanted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aperitif
Meme bar
- Location
- ...I don't have much idea - really.
' There was a young fellow called Keith
who tried to rhyme with 'The Thief'.
His was on a par
with the entry by Fnaar
and everyone said "Good Grief!"
slopes off...
who tried to rhyme with 'The Thief'.
His was on a par
with the entry by Fnaar
and everyone said "Good Grief!"
slopes off...
trustysteed
Guest
Rhythm Thief tried to start a thread
To prove that rhyme wasn't dead
Despite the innuendo of Fnaar
And a few of Keith's !'s
The thread went successfully ahead.
To prove that rhyme wasn't dead
Despite the innuendo of Fnaar
And a few of Keith's !'s
The thread went successfully ahead.
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
There was a young man from Dundee
Who got stung on the nose by a wasp.
When asked if it hurt
He said "No, not much.
It can do it again if it likes".
Another fave. Right number of syllables, rhythm etc, but no rhyme. It's a cracker!
Who got stung on the nose by a wasp.
When asked if it hurt
He said "No, not much.
It can do it again if it likes".
Another fave. Right number of syllables, rhythm etc, but no rhyme. It's a cracker!
- Location
- the post-brexit wasteland
He said "member"!!!! Pfffftttt!!!
senior member kyak kyak kyak!!!
senior member kyak kyak kyak!!!
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
A lawyer who came from Llanelli
Had clients whose crimes were quite deathly
He relaxed with some talk
With a lady of York
But his thoughts became rather unhealthy!
Had clients whose crimes were quite deathly
He relaxed with some talk
With a lady of York
But his thoughts became rather unhealthy!
chris42
New Member
- Location
- Deal, Kent
bu boom?
- Location
- the post-brexit wasteland
there once was a cycling forum
with only a few and it bored 'em
then kapoom went c+
a big influx and fuss
and shaun's eyes popped out when he saw 'em
with only a few and it bored 'em
then kapoom went c+
a big influx and fuss
and shaun's eyes popped out when he saw 'em
chris42
New Member
- Location
- Deal, Kent
alecstilleyedye said:there once was a cycling forum
with only a few and it bored 'em
then kapoom went c+
a big influx and fuss
and shaun's eyes popped out when he saw 'em
Very good!
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
Fnaar said:A lawyer who came from Llanelli
Had clients whose crimes were quite deathly
He relaxed with some talk
With a lady of York
But his thoughts became rather unhealthy!
Never let geography get in the way of a rhyme, eh?
For famous poems in limerick style:
http://badgods.com/limerickpoems.html
I came up with:
Charge of the Light Brigade, Tennyson
Into the valley of death,
shouting and gasping for breath.
But it's no good of course,
when you're riding a horse,
with cannon to right and to left...
As for a forum limerick... er... <goes away to think>
