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Limerick thread

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Rhythm Thief, 3 Aug 2007.

  1. Let's make up a limerick one line at a time.

    I'll start ...

    ... A senior member of CycleChat ...
     
  2. Shaun

    Shaun Founder Staff Member

    ... used to struggle with really big hills ...
     
  3. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Location:
    Penarth, Wales
    so he went to see the doctor!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    There was a young poet called Dan
    Whose poetry just didn't scan.
    When asked why 'twas so
    He said "I don't know.
    But perhaps it's because I always try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can"

    A personal favourite!
     
  5. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Location:
    Penarth, Wales
    Um, perhaps I misunderstood what was wanted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. ' There was a young fellow called Keith
    who tried to rhyme with 'The Thief'.
    His was on a par
    with the entry by Fnaar
    and everyone said "Good Grief!"


    slopes off...:rolleyes:
     
  7. Maggot

    Maggot Star of BBC 5Lives Ballot Box Brigade

    Location:
    Cheddar
    Admin and Rhythm and Keith
    From their book we should take a leaf
    Then along came Fnarr
    Who was nearly up to par
    But not as good as Aperitif

    Too much time on my hands, way, way too much time:wacko:
     
  8. Unkraut

    Unkraut Master of the Inane Comment

    Location:
    Germany
    The name of our Admin is Shaun
    Coz he looks like a young leprecorn
    He tries for decorum
    On his CycleChat forum
    But his chances are pretty forlorn

    (From the poet laureate (designate))
     
  9. trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

    Rhythm Thief tried to start a thread
    To prove that rhyme wasn't dead
    Despite the innuendo of Fnaar
    And a few of Keith's !'s
    The thread went successfully ahead.
     
  10. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    There was a young man from Dundee
    Who got stung on the nose by a wasp.
    When asked if it hurt
    He said "No, not much.
    It can do it again if it likes".

    Another fave. Right number of syllables, rhythm etc, but no rhyme. It's a cracker! :rolleyes:
     
  11. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

    He said "member"!!!! Pfffftttt!!!

    senior member kyak kyak kyak!!!
     
  12. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    A lawyer who came from Llanelli
    Had clients whose crimes were quite deathly
    He relaxed with some talk
    With a lady of York
    But his thoughts became rather unhealthy! :rolleyes:
     
  13. chris42

    chris42 New Member

    Location:
    Deal, Kent
    bu boom?
     
  14. alecstilleyedye

    alecstilleyedye nothing in moderation Staff Member

  15. chris42

    chris42 New Member

    Location:
    Deal, Kent
    Very good!