Limerick thread

Let's make up a limerick one line at a time.

I'll start ...

... A senior member of CycleChat ...

 

so he went to see the doctor!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

There was a young poet called Dan
Whose poetry just didn't scan.
When asked why 'twas so
He said "I don't know.
But perhaps it's because I always try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can"

A personal favourite!

 

Um, perhaps I misunderstood what was wanted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

' There was a young fellow called Keith
who tried to rhyme with 'The Thief'.
His was on a par
with the entry by Fnaar
and everyone said "Good Grief!"


slopes off...

 

Admin and Rhythm and Keith
From their book we should take a leaf
Then along came Fnarr
Who was nearly up to par
But not as good as Aperitif

Too much time on my hands, way, way too much time

 

The name of our Admin is Shaun
Coz he looks like a young leprecorn
He tries for decorum
On his CycleChat forum
But his chances are pretty forlorn

(From the poet laureate (designate))

 

Rhythm Thief tried to start a thread
To prove that rhyme wasn't dead
Despite the innuendo of Fnaar
And a few of Keith's !'s
The thread went successfully ahead.

 

There was a young man from Dundee
Who got stung on the nose by a wasp.
When asked if it hurt
He said "No, not much.
It can do it again if it likes".

Another fave. Right number of syllables, rhythm etc, but no rhyme. It's a cracker!

 

A lawyer who came from Llanelli
Had clients whose crimes were quite deathly
He relaxed with some talk
With a lady of York
But his thoughts became rather unhealthy!

 

bu boom?

 

Very good!