There was a young poet called Dan Whose poetry just didn't scan. When asked why 'twas so He said "I don't know. But perhaps it's because I always try to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can" A personal favourite!
' There was a young fellow called Keith who tried to rhyme with 'The Thief'. His was on a par with the entry by Fnaar and everyone said "Good Grief!" slopes off...
Admin and Rhythm and Keith From their book we should take a leaf Then along came Fnarr Who was nearly up to par But not as good as Aperitif Too much time on my hands, way, way too much time
The name of our Admin is Shaun Coz he looks like a young leprecorn He tries for decorum On his CycleChat forum But his chances are pretty forlorn (From the poet laureate (designate))
Rhythm Thief tried to start a thread To prove that rhyme wasn't dead Despite the innuendo of Fnaar And a few of Keith's !'s The thread went successfully ahead.
There was a young man from Dundee Who got stung on the nose by a wasp. When asked if it hurt He said "No, not much. It can do it again if it likes". Another fave. Right number of syllables, rhythm etc, but no rhyme. It's a cracker!
A lawyer who came from Llanelli Had clients whose crimes were quite deathly He relaxed with some talk With a lady of York But his thoughts became rather unhealthy!
there once was a cycling forum with only a few and it bored 'em then kapoom went c+ a big influx and fuss and shaun's eyes popped out when he saw 'em