The Limerick Thread

[classic33]

There once was a farmer from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
And so it soon came to pass,
He was covered with grass,
But has all the tomatoes he needs.

 

[Reynard]

There was a young schoolgirl from near Ely,
Who was baked by mistake in a pie.
To her mother’s disgust,
She emerged through the crust,
And exclaimed, with a yawn, Where am I?

Would be better if it started "There was once a young girl from Rye"

Ely rhymes with really.

Or as the real Fen men out here would say "Eeeee-yuh-ley"

 

[classic33]

Would be better if it started "There was once a young girl from Rye"

Ely rhymes with really.

Or as the real Fen men out here would say "Eeeee-yuh-ley"

There's always one!

 

[Reynard]

There's always one!

I know!

 

[Tom B]

There's always one!

Make that 2.

Well actually 2x2 because Mrs B just said "there's always one" when I uttered it