The Limerick Thread

[Drago]

There was a young stud called Accy,
Who was addicted to smoking the baccy,
He'd roll up a smoke,
And then have a good toke,
And he'd give give the dog ends to his lackey.

 

[Drago]

There was a young lass named Reynard,
Who's outlook on life was quite hard,
She'd stay out all night,
Drink beer and start fights,
Then eat a kebab cooked in lard.

 

[Reynard]

There was a young lass named Reynard,
Who's outlook on life was quite hard,
She'd stay out all night,
Drink beer and start fights,
Then eat a kebab cooked in lard.

I *do* use lard to cook with but sadly, I'm teetotal.

Am more a stay up and read all night kind of girl.

Thanks for the giggle tho, me old bean xxx