There once was a farmer from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
And so it soon came to pass,
He was covered with grass,
But has all the tomatoes he needs.
There was a young schoolgirl from near Ely,
Who was baked by mistake in a pie.
To her mother’s disgust,
She emerged through the crust,
And exclaimed, with a yawn, Where am I?
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