Litter !

[Mad Doug Biker]

Anyone enjoying the view would stop for cake...

I couldn't have put it better myself.

 

[vernon]

There was a peasant laying in the road during the ride, looked fairly fresh. Perhaps I should have done a bit of wombling myself.

Isn't cannibalism outlawed in the UK?

 

[on the road]

The enemy and I did the wiggle standard sportive today around the New Forest, a truly stunning bit of England.

Why the flippity blumen blasty 'eck do cyclists chuck their energy bar/gel wrappers in the road?

What the hell, is the matter with people? You take the the package out of your pocket, make sure it goes back in, don't chuck it on the floor you blumen idiot moron!




...and breath.

Surely you must know that the wind picks it up and drops it on the local tip

 

[Piemaster]

Isn't cannibalism outlawed in the UK?

You calling me a peasant?
I'm a landowner you know. I have both a front and back garden

(PHEASANT - and I really should re-read posts before clicking the button)

 

[hotmetal]

I quite liked the mental picture of a countryside idyll, with peasants lying in the hedgerows with their sweethearts!
I think people who drop litter are either:
a) selfish twonks, or
b) people who had their mother tidy up after them and never grew up with any sense of tidiness or responsibility.
They might be people with big holes in their pockets, but I doubt it!