Randy Butternubs
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Local cyclist nearly hit my drinks can ain't going to interest them.
Was this intentional? It's brilliant either way.

Local cyclist nearly hit my drinks can ain't going to interest them.
ooops, rubbish typing!!Was this intentional? It's brilliant either way.![]()
Well, they don't give a toss about what they put in their own bodies, so what would you expect?It's not McDonalds' fault, but they do seem to attract the most brain dead and "couldn't give a toss about anyone" diners. Layby contents consist of almost 100% McDonalds rubbish near me.
We've KFC and McDonalds facing off across the A149 a few miles away (on The Retail Wasteland That Nicer Shops Forgot). Mucky D waste outnumbers KFC many times over. Could it be as simple as people thinking the Mucky D remains will decompose quickly (so it's OK to throw in a hedge like people do banana skins) while they know the bones in a KFC box or bucket will take much longer? Or is it that the KFC has bright red bins next to their gleaming building that you look at while waiting, while Mucky D has stealthy black bins around the outer edge of their carp ark?Although if we had a KFC I'd imagine they'd be running it close.
Yobbing?In the past I have been the target of 'yoofs' yobbing tomatoes from a road bridge and also some twats lobbing balloon filled water bombs from their back garden before. Seriously, they have the potential to cause a bad accident as the path is heavily used all the time by a mix of people.
Some idiot had thrown it over the bridge wall, possibly a car/van passenger, and it landed in the path. A few seconds earlier, it may have hit me on the head.