Little kids!!!

[snapper_37]

Love em! Took the doggie out earlier and there was a little girl on a dumper truck kind of thing (I don't do kids so I wouldn't know).

She was panning up and down the road (on the pavement obviously) and then she said 'Hello'. I said 'Hello' back and give her the 'don't come near the dog unless I say blah blah'. She followed me down the road and I kept saying 'stay there, stay there so your Mom can see you'.

NO!!!!

She wanted to come and walk with us with the little bit of gravel in the truck. She wanted to pick Ellie up and put her in the truck

Bloodyhell, they are a joy!

 

[postman]

I help out at a mums and toddler group every friday.
It's a good story how i found myself there. The youngsters are so amazing.It really is good fun.Bless 'em.

 

[snapper_37]

Yep, even though we haven't got kids, sometime I really miss having one. Apart from all the nappy stuff and late nights of course

 

[Joe24]

I hate the little buggers, was in a cafe at the weekend with the cycle club, kids screaming.
Was at the clinic to get some jonnies, kids screaming.(wanted to say, "bet you wish you used protection now" but my GF told me off)

 

[snapper_37]

Was at the clinic to get some jonnies

Can't you afford them from the shop then?

 

[Joe24]

Can't you afford them from the shop then?

No, why should i pay for them when i get them free

 

[swee'pea99]

Rode past a littl'un yesterday - 'Hello,' he called out. What grownup would do something as simple and friendly?

 

[Noodley]

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One of my mates posted a picture his youngest daughter drew of him on Facebook. He has longish hair, and it was quite a good effort for a 5 year old. She told him about the nice picture she had drawn and that she had written 'Cute" next to it as she loved her dad and thought he was cute....



....on being handed the picture my mate was impressed by the artistic representation, if a little concerned she had written C U N T next to it....

 

[snapper_37]

No, why should i pay for them when i get them free

What, the kids? Oh right. Get ya.

 

[postman]

Joe24 you have just reminded me of a memory.For ten years i was a club secretary.
I organized bike rides and raffles .We raised money to taked disabled children to Scarbrough with their carers.
We always used the Corner Cafe .I used to go in and pre book so mant tables and inform the staff we might have difficulties.

Anyway after one visit .The manager took me to one side and told us it was a pleasure to have had us there.

We had been better behaved than most of his customers children.

We used that Corner Cafe many times until we had to stop.
Due to restrictions placed on us by RM.

 

[Joe24]

Joe24 you have just reminded me of a memory.For ten years i was a club secretary.
I organized bike rides and raffles .We raised money to taked disabled children to Scarbrough with their carers.
We always used the Corner Cafe .I used to go in and pre book so mant tables and inform the staff we might have difficulties.

Anyway after one visit .The manager took me to one side and told us it was a pleasure to have had us there.

We had been better behaved than most of his customers children.

We used that Corner Cafe many times until we had to stop.
Due to restrictions placed on us by RM.

Its a farm park cafe, very nice, with some big heavy farm tools hung on the wall, some look pretty sharp.

I wish i had the power to make these objects come off the wall and onto the kids

 

[Jane Smart]

No, why should i pay for them when i get them free

totally.

I remember ( i have a good memory) going to the clinic and getting a handbag full of them, hoping to hell I was not going to get run over or semething in case they thought I was on the game

( I was married I hasten to add )

 

[Joe24]

totally.

I remember ( i have a good memory) going to the clinic and getting a handbag full of them, hoping to hell I was not going to get run over or semething in case they thought I was on the game

( I was married I hasten to add )

They do still give you a pretty big bag of them. Its a plain white one aswell, which is abit annoying, have to remember to have another bag to put them in, then have to get home and put them under my cupboard before my mum sees!
My Gf doesnt like to go in though, says it makes her feel like shes got an STD or shes pregnent.
But i think me sitting there when waiting and trying to guess whats up with people doesnt help(see her, bet shes got chyledia, shes pregnent.........)

 

[Jane Smart]

They do still give you a pretty big bag of them. Its a plain white one aswell, which is abit annoying, have to remember to have another bag to put them in, then have to get home and put them under my cupboard before my mum sees!
My Gf doesnt like to go in though, says it makes her feel like shes got an STD or shes pregnent.
But i think me sitting there when waiting and trying to guess whats up with people doesnt help(see her, bet shes got chyledia, shes pregnent.........)

You make me laugh!!

Would your mum really mind? I would be delighted as a mum, you were sensible enough to use them.

 

[karen.488walker]

I hate the little buggers, was in a cafe at the weekend with the cycle club, kids screaming.
Was at the clinic to get some jonnies, kids screaming.(wanted to say, "bet you wish you used protection now" but my GF told me off)

You might not have them but I assure you you were one, maybe you still are?