Living alone

[Smurfy]

saves on washing up though.... handful of cornflakes, gob full of milk... breakfast done and dusted with not even a spoon to rinse.

Cold rice pudding straight from the tin. With disposable plastic spoons there's no washing up to do.

 

[Archie_tect]

... don't need a spoon at all. Cold baked beans from the tin is a step too far though.

 

[Archie_tect]

They haven't ye....

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I am currently keeping my house in a mildly disgusting condition because my landlord has put it on the market.

That's a pretty lame excuse for being a lazy git.

 

[ColinJ]

... don't need a spoon at all. Cold baked beans from the tin is a step too far though.

I sometimes do that, but I do use a spoon to get them out.

 

[theclaud]

That's a pretty lame excuse for being a lazy git.

I happen to think it's a brilliant excuse.

 

[MontyVeda]

I sometimes do that, but I do use a spoon to get them out.

a real man would just pour them down his neck... popeye style.

 

[ColinJ]

a real man would just pour them down his neck... popeye style.

I'm embracing my feminine side ...

(That's the only feminine embracing I get up to these days, apart from my sisters on our occasional get-togethers, and they don't count!)

 

[Smurfy]

I'm embracing my feminine side ...

(That's the only feminine embracing I get up to these days, apart from my sisters on our occasional get-togethers, and they don't count!)

You think females are more civilised?

When I was at university, a friend and I were looking to move house. The university accomodation office said there was two rooms available in a flat for seven. When they said the other residents were five first-year girls our eyes lit up. We went for a look, and I'm sorry to say, none of the worksurfaces in the kitchen could be seen, as they had disappeared under a sea of cartons, food wrappers, dirty crockery etc. etc.

We didn't move in, as it would've been worse than where we were (we were looking to move out of a place to get away from a very dirty and anti-social tenant). A few months later, the fire brigade was called to the flat we turned down after a fire broke out in the kitchen......

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I'm 6'4"
...just saying

 

[welsh dragon]

I am not.. I am vertically challenged

 

[Archie_tect]

You live alone because you're 6'4"....

 

[Archie_tect]

I'm 1.8m exactly so not 6'... maybe being sub 6' is a factor....

 

[Cyclist33]

I love it. I love the freedom to control my own little hutch and do what I want when I want, for instance playing loud music now that no one else I have ever lived with would have tolerated listening to.

 

[Archie_tect]

Do you live upstairs from Saluki?