Living over a funeral parlour.

[Nibor]

If you hear noises in the night it is most likely the staff bringing someone in as they have passed away in the night.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I used to live above a funeral parlour - nice quiet neighbours as others have observed. Except for Sunday mornings when he used to assemble the coffins which I imagine was quite fiddly, going by the banging, cursing and profanities that used to fly. Never bothered me but one female friend wasn't too impressed and refused to stay at my place.

 

[Accy cyclist]

If you hear noises in the night it is most likely the staff bringing someone in as they have passed away in the night.

That WOULD freak me out. I'd have to ask them to phone me to let me know if they were going to bring in a "client",before they got here.

 

[jefmcg]

one female friend wasn't too impressed and refused to stay at my place.

Yup. That would totally be the reason. Yesiree.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Imagine being dead and living under Accy?

Yeah,with me ghoulishly wondering how much embalming fluid they have in them,and wondering how their make up looks.

 

[Accy cyclist]

[QUOTE 5196916, member: 45"]He could use their bike storage.[/QUOTE]
shoot,that would be good! Now you've got me thinking, should i move to a flat over a funeral parlour. I could lean the bikes against the client's coffin and ask them to look after them for me.

 

[Accy cyclist]

I dont think Mr P was referring to the coffin part.

Oh right. He meant the embalming room right?

 

[Vantage]

Waiting for Accys next thread...

"Help! I've been eaten by a zombie"

 

[Fnaar]

[QUOTE 5196910, member: 45"]There was an armed robbery at a cemetery in Birmingham a few years ago.[/QUOTE]
In the dead centre of town

 

[Salty seadog]

[QUOTE 5196916, member: 45"]He could use their bike storage.[/QUOTE]

I wouldn't, they only have the wheel bender type...