lock it up or put your faith in god

classic33

Legendary Member
What's the line running across the picture?

Through the wheels, and this side of the bollard.
 

Brandane

Fair weather cyclist.
Location
Ayrshire.
What's the line running across the picture?

Through the wheels, and this side of the bollard.
That, my son, is the lock of divine intervention. If thou art tempted to remove the priest's bike by dishonest methods, then that dark line will cut your "bits" off in retribution. Priest is not daft, he is merely laying temptation at the door of those deserving of punishment!
 

NorthernDave

Never used Über Member
Truly, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

Or, as Ezekiel famously put it in his most well known work (25:17). "The cycle path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the poorly secured in the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's bicycle keeper and the finder of lost bikes. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to steal and destroy my brothers bike. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
 

winjim

Iron pony
Isn't Wigan where they caught that bloke shagging a postbox?
I knew a transvestite from that area. He had a Wigan address.
 
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